BIRDS are DONE! Flew the coop. The flock has Dropped!

[Agent Orange]

I taught "dude" all them tricks,
Me and Dingleberry was just having some kicks,
Dude thinks he knows it all,
Me and DB had us a ball,
On that day the game was forever put in flux,
Dude and his pals was sitting ducks,
DB done packed it all in,
Off he rode after the "fake" win,
From that day right up to current time,
Dude is mad someone kicked his behind,
Dude claims he's done it all,
Talks, boasts, and whines at y'all,
They say Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
When he once fell off that wall,
All the King's men,
Couldn't help him mend,
My last day here the full story I will tell,
Gonna enjoy cracking his thin egg shell!!!

This is like the American Pie of MW.

Ah yes the good old days when the game was fun, trash talk wasn't personal and skill and cunning ruled.

Now it's been distilled down to mindless tapping.