Reveal the CK Website???

[Meat Drap es]

FYI, what they're saying isn't true.

Oh yeah, prove it. You cant can you? Seems to me these smart fellas got it straight. In my short time here, I have gathered these things to be true:

You are Jokim
Jokim was Santa
Santa got his iPhone tooken away
So did Jokim
Since you are Jokim
You must be Santa

It all adds up. Can't deny simple logic my boy.

[Meat Drap es]

This is what's going on


I didn't appreciate you dropping that on my base, not one bit.

Lol. Nice.

[Hero of Time]

Oh yeah, prove it. You cant can you? Seems to me these smart fellas got it straight. In my short time here, I have gathered these things to be true:

You are Jokim
Jokim was Santa
Santa got his iPhone tooken away
So did Jokim
Since you are Jokim
You must be Santa

It all adds up. Can't deny simple logic my boy.

I am Joaquim
Joaquim is not Santa.

From lurking the forums a few months before joining in May, I gathered some info.

Santa lived in Maryland.
I, Joaquim, live in Florida.
Santa said he was 13. I'm older than him.
Santa doesn't speak Spanish.
I do.
By naming his second account Pikachu, he revealed himself to be a Pokemon fan.
I don't like Pokemon.

[Meat Drap es]

Allow me to retort.

Santa liked soccer.
You like soccer.
Santa was daft.
Jokeme is daft.
You are Jokeme.
Soccer is lame.
So is Pokemon.

Therefore you like Pokemon just like Santa because you ARE Santa.
I have defeated you with reason.

[Hero of Time]

Soccer is liked by millions of teenagers all over the world therefore your argument is not valid.

[Meat Drap es]

Soccer is liked by millions of teenagers all over the world therefore your argument is not valid.

You sir are the king!

[Hero of Time]

Your arguments are not valid. You lose, I win. Goodnight, cocksucker.

[Meat Drap es]

Your arguments are not valid. You lose, I win. Goodnight, cocksucker.

Wow! That was entirely uncalled for Jokim. I thought we were merely engaged in a battle of witty repartee and then you take it to a dirty place. Namecalling is hurtful and just proves your immaturity. Sad times in Jacksonville I tell ya.

[Meat Drap es]

Your arguments are not valid. You lose, I win. Goodnight, cocksucker.

And further, I don't appreciate your homophobic comments towards me. As a gay man living with the daily abuses of hate and misunderstanding, your name calling only serves to continue this unfortunate reality for me. Sad face.

[Hero of Time]

You're gay? Well that makes you a freak.

[Hero of Time]

Gay is not the Way!
God hates fags!
Gays go to hell!

[Reznor]

You're gay? Well that makes you a freak.

Lets not get homophobic here

[Hero of Time]

The Bible says in the Book of Genesis "Be fertile and multiply". In this passage God is telling us to have children. How's a guy gonna have a child with another guy? This means that by being gay you are disobeying God and you're going to hell. But there's still a chance! Repent and become straight, the LORD will forgive you! God always forgives!

[Hero of Time]

Lets not get homophobic here

Sorry Trent but that's the wrong shade of blue.

[Meat Drap es]

You're gay? Well that makes you a freak.

And here I thought the saying was that Santa was supposed to be jolly. Boy have you proven that to be wrong. You are a hate monger.