"The mnju_03 marathon thread"

[Poopenshire]

Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?

Sorry but i am an infectious disease person by education and training. Not a physician.

[jobadass]

Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?

again, where's the "like" button?

[Pasta]

And the "want" button

[jobadass]

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[TonySpaghetti]

hey guys add me up.
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Jenny I got your number!!!

[mnju_03]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[Poopenshire]

Sounds like canine parvovirus to be honest. Not human transmissable but usually leads to bacterial translocation and eventually senses. Untreated it a greater than 90% mortality rate. Usually from sepsis or adventitious viral infections due to ruptured and weekend intestinal walls. Not one to take lightly.

[jobadass]

where's the f-ing "like" button?
I'm getting pissed!

[jobadass]

weekend intestinal walls.

The reason I go to work M-F
Edit: M=Monday not mother

[Poopenshire]

Its my stupid galaxy note autocorrect. Its worse than my old iPhone.

[sez]

MNJU I had your back today bro..

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthre...-CK-next/page3

[Chester78]

I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.

Thank you, Poopenshire, for that incredibly condescending misdiagnosis. He had an anxiety attack. He's a dog I rescued from being put down at 6 months old. I'm his sixth owner, meaning by the time he was 6 months old he'd already been been dumped 5 times. He's not even a year old yet. He has a long journey ahead of him before he will became a "normal" dog.

Shall I tell you about the rest of the animals I rescued or would you rather use your superior psychic skills to misdiagnosis their various medical issues as well? Let me know.

[Pasta]

What did Chester just say??

[sez]

Bout time to "Flush this Turd" gtfo poopendouche

[TonySpaghetti]

Bout time to "Flush this Turd" gtfo poopendouche

I second the motion. If my dog was pooping blood, I wouldn't want to be hearing a diagnosis from someone who opted to google "Dog pooping blood" instead of seeing said dog in person. For all you know, Mr Poopendouche (if that IS your real name), her dog could have just swallowed a bunch of delicious thumb tacks.

It would seem sir, that YOU might have a greater than 90% mortality rate.