First off, thank you for writing the next great American novel. Apologies for having to shorten it to its pertinent points.
Are you implying that I have a criminal record with your statement? It's libelous comments like that which sully the reputations of good people. I'm a hard working, successful, white, American man. I realize this puts me in a class that has become en vogue in our society to trample on, but that is no reason to direct false accusations which only serve to break the same forum rules you claim care and protect. Next time, think before you type.