Hello, my old friend.
I recently reread your signature tag lines.
We've both been around here far too long.
You can rightly lay claim to three major firsts:
1 = You hold the earliest and still in existence character
2 = You appear to be the FIRST player to come to his or her senses and tap for FREE!
3 = You are without a doubt the classiest, cleanest, purest and uncorrupted tapper to ever tap, tap, tappity, tap, tap in this tappers den of inequity and tapping debauchery!
Happy New Year, my friend, may prosperity, longevity, and health embrace you and yours.
Congratulations.