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08-15-2012, 07:05 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juaco

QPR
Q.P.R
CCM imposter
*member nomination*

Yup - I was thinking of the fake CCM too. Pretty bold move. They should have cancelled his CC acct too.
08-15-2012, 07:06 PM
Dipstik

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonySpaghetti

It takes a long time for my noodle to warm up.

If you want Dipstik to make a genitalia joke, press 1!
If you want Dipstik to make a joke about the "indians," press 2!
If you want Dipstik to make a SFW joke about pasta, press 3!
08-15-2012, 07:07 PM
Juaco

I'll send you the list of categories tommorow at around 1PM. We'll have 2 hours to come up for 3 noms for each category then we post it so that the people can decide who the fourth nominee is.
08-15-2012, 07:07 PM
sez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dipstik

If you want Dipstik to make a genitalia joke, press 1!
If you want Dipstik to make a joke about the "indians," press 2!
If you want Dipstik to make a SFW joke about pasta, press 3!

**pushes 1&2 at the same time**
08-15-2012, 07:10 PM
mnju_03

Quote:

Originally Posted by sez

**pushes 1&2 at the same time**

Reply to my email right stat now!
08-15-2012, 07:11 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dipstik

If you want Dipstik to make a genitalia joke, press 1!
If you want Dipstik to make a joke about the "indians," press 2!
If you want Dipstik to make a SFW joke about pasta, press 3!
If you want Dipstik to sing show tunes in hot pants, press 4!

No contest! I want option 4 please. :)
08-15-2012, 07:15 PM
Poopenshire

An Indian, Pirate, and an FNG walk into a bar........
08-15-2012, 07:15 PM
sez

Quote:

Originally Posted by mnju_03

Reply to my email right stat now!

Replied xoxo
08-15-2012, 07:16 PM
mnju_03

Quote:

Originally Posted by sez

Replied xoxo

The dude recognizes.
08-15-2012, 07:16 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopenshire

An Indian, Pirate, and an FNG walk into a bar........

What is an FNG?
08-15-2012, 07:18 PM
sez

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonySpaghetti

What is an FNG?

F.uckin New Guy
08-15-2012, 07:18 PM
Poopenshire

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonySpaghetti

What is an FNG?

An f-ing new guy.
08-15-2012, 07:19 PM
sez

Lol you're a FNG Tony ;)
08-15-2012, 07:22 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by sez

Lol you're a FNG Tony ;)

Fair enough.
08-15-2012, 07:24 PM
mnju_03

I'm offended.
08-15-2012, 07:34 PM
Chester78

Today, my brakes on my truck took a poo and had to be replaced, I found out my rear leaf shocks are shot, and one of my dogs started pooping straight blood. Not poop mixed with blood. Straight blood. So really, he's peeing blood out of his butt. True story.
08-15-2012, 07:46 PM
Poopenshire

Gee Chester, eat alot of lead paint as a kid?
08-15-2012, 07:54 PM
jobadass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopenshire

Gee Chester, eat alot of lead paint as a kid?

remember i asked you to be nice? You folks are cordial over there, and this is the clubhouse here
08-15-2012, 07:56 PM
Poopenshire

Quote:

Originally Posted by jobadass

remember i asked you to be nice? You folks are cordial over there, and this is the clubhouse here

that was nice considering someones dog is bleeding anally. Usually that's a sign of a problem and needs med help.
08-15-2012, 08:02 PM
Chester78

Thanks jobadass. :)

Poopenshire, of course my dog has already been to the vet and is on meds. He actually originally got sick from going to the vet this morning, so I took him to the vet twice today. Any other concerns, dear?
08-15-2012, 08:02 PM
Pasta

I like pikachu.
08-15-2012, 08:04 PM
jobadass

Okay. Thanks for flaming the clubhouse.
08-15-2012, 08:07 PM
Poopenshire

I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.
08-15-2012, 08:08 PM
mnju_03

Lead paint?! Who has lead paint!?
08-15-2012, 08:09 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopenshire

I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.

Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?
08-15-2012, 08:11 PM
Poopenshire

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonySpaghetti

Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?

Sorry but i am an infectious disease person by education and training. Not a physician.
08-15-2012, 08:12 PM
jobadass

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonySpaghetti

Since you seem to be so awesome at remote diagnosis, can you tell me why my left nut hurts so much?

again, where's the "like" button?
08-15-2012, 08:14 PM
Pasta

And the "want" button :)
08-15-2012, 08:17 PM
jobadass

hey guys add me up.
strong mafia only
8675309
08-15-2012, 08:18 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by jobadass

hey guys add me up.
strong mafia only
8675309

Jenny I got your number!!!
08-15-2012, 08:21 PM
mnju_03

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
08-15-2012, 08:22 PM
Poopenshire

Sounds like canine parvovirus to be honest. Not human transmissable but usually leads to bacterial translocation and eventually senses. Untreated it a greater than 90% mortality rate. Usually from sepsis or adventitious viral infections due to ruptured and weekend intestinal walls. Not one to take lightly.
08-15-2012, 08:23 PM
jobadass

where's the f-ing "like" button?
I'm getting pissed!
08-15-2012, 08:25 PM
jobadass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopenshire

weekend intestinal walls.

The reason I go to work M-F
Edit: M=Monday not mother
08-15-2012, 08:27 PM
Poopenshire

Its my stupid galaxy note autocorrect. Its worse than my old iPhone.
08-15-2012, 08:28 PM
sez

MNJU I had your back today bro..

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthre...-CK-next/page3
08-15-2012, 08:29 PM
Chester78

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopenshire

I can think of five different diseases and most are resistant to antibiotics currently. Not something as casual and care free as you seem to make it. I think there is also atleast 2 protozoan diseases and a viral one that can do this. my wildlife diseases memory is getting old but those are all human transmissable.

Thank you, Poopenshire, for that incredibly condescending misdiagnosis. He had an anxiety attack. He's a dog I rescued from being put down at 6 months old. I'm his sixth owner, meaning by the time he was 6 months old he'd already been been dumped 5 times. He's not even a year old yet. He has a long journey ahead of him before he will became a "normal" dog.

Shall I tell you about the rest of the animals I rescued or would you rather use your superior psychic skills to misdiagnosis their various medical issues as well? Let me know.
08-15-2012, 08:31 PM
Pasta

What did Chester just say??
08-15-2012, 08:32 PM
sez

Bout time to "Flush this Turd" gtfo poopendouche
08-15-2012, 08:36 PM
TonySpaghetti

Quote:

Originally Posted by sez

Bout time to "Flush this Turd" gtfo poopendouche

I second the motion. If my dog was pooping blood, I wouldn't want to be hearing a diagnosis from someone who opted to google "Dog pooping blood" instead of seeing said dog in person. For all you know, Mr Poopendouche (if that IS your real name), her dog could have just swallowed a bunch of delicious thumb tacks.

It would seem sir, that YOU might have a greater than 90% mortality rate.

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