Never Ending CC Story!

[iteachem]

Shoot Ghost in the foot just for joining the Indians! However right before he pulled the trigger....

He got a funny feeling inside that maybe.....

[TruthHurts]

He was being watched. The red dot on his chest confirmed this, so he started to...

[TonySpaghetti]

He was being watched. The red dot on his chest confirmed this, so he started to...

Lactate profusely

[J. Smooth]

Lactate profusely

Out of only one nipple. He found this to be...

[TruthHurts]

Annoying, as one side of his shirt is always wet. He knew he couldn't let it get to him so he...

[iteachem]

Annoying, as one side of his shirt is always wet. He knew he couldn't let it get to him so he...

looked for santa or joquim figuring they needed suck up a little..

[J. Smooth]

looked for santa or joquim figuring they needed suck up a little..

And sure enough Santaquim did not disappoint. He cleaned up every last drop until...

[TonySpaghetti]

And sure enough Santaquim did not disappoint. He cleaned up every last drop until...

Dravak showed up, opened his mouth to speak and everybody's head spontaneously combusted.

[J. Smooth]

Dravak showed up, opened his mouth to speak and everybody's head spontaneously combusted.

Oh what a site it was. Brains and breast milk everywhere! Just when it appeared that all was lost...

[mnju_03]

My baby exploded into the furocious killer it was and attacked the KGB behind me ripping their arms off and beating them to death..... And I noticed each of their left nipples lactating...

[J. Smooth]

My baby exploded into the furocious killer it was and attacked the KGB behind me ripping their arms off and beating them to death..... And I noticed each of their left nipples lactating...

in unison with the strange funk beats that mysteriously appeared all around. It brought me back to my days spent on all those wood paneled wall 70's porn sets. Oh how I miss...

[TruthHurts]

Chocolate milk...

[iteachem]

And sure enough Santaquim did not disappoint. He cleaned up every last drop until...

Off topic.. great name smooth... nicely done...

now back to our regularly scheduled thread

[iteachem]

Chocolate milk...

and bananas

[Paulio]

The chocolate being mixed with the breast milk, of course. Only, something didn't feel right. As I sipped down the last drop, my stomach started to ...

[Ghost818]

Spin and spin like a black hole was sucking me into a different galaxy, in fact it was. It is called ...

[TruthHurts]

Crimius B. I continued being pulled towards what appeared to be a planet. I was going at light speed and...

[Dipstik]

Crimius B. I continued being pulled towards what appeared to be a planet. I was going at light speed and...

... Then...

[mnju_03]

NO! No and then!
Dude! Where's my car?

[G Wiz]

...is what came from my mouth. I knew that the milk and bananas was a bad idea and now I have to deal with a pulsar growing within my belly. Luckily...

[TruthHurts]

I was wearing clean drawers. If I hadn't I would have...

[Dipstik]

... Then...

[TonySpaghetti]

Peeled out in my Pontiac Fiero while...

[TruthHurts]

... Then...

Damnit Dip!

OT: wondering what was going on inside my...

[Dipstik]

... Then...

[Paulio]

wondering what was going on inside my...

Heart-shaped boxers that I borrowed from Nudie. So I pulled them down to my ankles and much to my chagrin I noticed a huge pile of ...

[Ghost818]

Scat next to me, so I started singing I'm a scat man! This attracted the...

[Paulio]

...the guy from the video playing the spoons. He was pissed that I stole his song, so he ...

[Ghost818]

Started yelling at me in a mix of different foreign languages some of which he created while....

[badvoc0]

...trying to decipher...

[MWA]

the rhyme my friend said in the cypher, while smoking on some..

[Ghost818]

Mix of orange peels and vanilla extract dried in the sun with channel cologne sprayed on them...

[iteachem]

by a very large robust.....

[TruthHurts]

Red headed hippie named....

[badvoc0]

Moonchild Wigglewhack III who had previously....

[G Wiz]

Undergone armpit hair replacement surgery. Needless to say the insertion of head hair to his under arm was a bad idea from the get go, but fortunately enough a person by the name of....

[iteachem]

Alfrred Hazari Nyklus the 3rd just happened to have a ......

[G Wiz]

...tub of extra thick, greasy, triple lubricated vaseline. "Holy moly free holy batman", shouted...

[Ghost818]

Everyone when ghost was at the gym and everyone watching the football game saw that the receiver Of Green Bay AND the other team caught to touchdown at the same time, it was...

[badvoc0]

..nothing short of a travesty when the referee....

[Jian Carlo]

called a foul for too friendly play. "This isn't being payed in the right spirit." the referre said "You need to hate each other like they do in that Japanese / Amercian game....... ahhhhh what's it called....." .....

[G Wiz]

..."Grand theft auto" said one ref while the other said "sleeping dogs for ps3". Again we had another double call and pure chaos ensued. So I said frig it...

[Paulio]

..and threw on a skirt and danced with the cheerleaders. We must have been a spectacle because ...

[G Wiz]

...Women were drooling over our ability to shake what our momma's gave us -- literally, They gave us some pom poms. However, the husbands of these women...

[G Wiz]

..."this isn't going anywhere contstructive", is what Mark would have said if he read that. It also didn't help the fact that Mark also knew one of the refs from Sunday night's game. Why? Because...

[.Joaquim.]

...he's a Seahawks fan and he said he'd give him 100 free gold bars if he gave the Seahawks the TD...

[BurningHypocrite]

Said QPR trying to pretend he knows American Football...

[.Joaquim.]

...The above poster is obviously smoking crack if he thinks I'm QPR...

[BurningHypocrite]

Said QPR as he burned his lips on the crack pipe...

[Ghost818]

So are you guys just gonna keep trolling this thread? Please chose any other one, this is one of the only ones I actually enjoy.

[Sub Zero]

...hey let's keep the story PG here please...

[Duke47]

Ruining game?

[Dipstik]

So are you guys just gonna keep trolling this thread? Please chose any other one, this is one of the only ones I actually enjoy.

Wrong thing to say.

[Ghost818]

I can't wait till they find a way to get rid of all these fruitcakes.

[J. Smooth]

..."this isn't going anywhere contstructive", is what Mark would have said if he read that. It also didn't help the fact that Mark also knew one of the refs from Sunday night's game. Why? Because...

...they used to moonlight as number runners for many competing crime families. That was until the fateful night when...

[G Wiz]

...The moonlighters got moon burn; 3rd degree moon burn. This sucked because the only place in crime city that made moon burn ointment was on the map...

[Ghost818]

Cartel Compound, Its where Opie from Sons of Anarchy gets bashed in the back of the head with a metal pipe and Ghost goes ballistic causing him to....

(I am really angry right now -_-)

[Jian Carlo]

Stumbled against the stretch limo after delivering the final fatal blow with the metal pipe. The alarm of the limo went off drawing attention from passer byes. Lottie Esmee screamed when she seen the blood dripping from the pipe and the lifeless body of Opie at the feet of Ghost. He ran towards the Yellow Guard House ........

[Paulio]

, called for Tere Anita, who brought with him 500 TLCs. Together they vowed to avenge the death of Opie and began to ...

[Jian Carlo]

to plot the downfall of Ghost by discrediting him in the eyes of his great chief, with the Chinese food name. They decided to ......

[Ghost818]

Walk towards Tig and Chibs in the prison and inform them of his meeting with the Pope, Jax tells Pope there is a new plan: he will get the Sons to give 50% of their drug cut, but Tig does not remain in prison, Tig is so grateful that he...

[Jian Carlo]

Starts to sing his happy song "the wonderful thing about Tig ers, is Tig ers are wonderful things, their tops are made out of rubber and bottoms made out of springs" upon finishing the verse he sprung over the prison wall right into the arms of ......

[Ghost818]

Jax, And was in forever debt to Jax, he swore to back him of every decision he made from then on causing ...
Quick edit there Carlo :P

[Jian Carlo]

Tig to buy the 1st round of drinks in the Gentlemans club as they celebrated his jail break, but in the corner of the room sat .......

Sorry about that ghost won't happen again.... Lol

[Ghost818]

Clay pissed as ever because of this new alliance, he got up and...

[Jian Carlo]

Threw up all in one motion, he had a natural talent that way. Mean while back at the City Headquarters of Guns for Hire Inc. Nudie was tucking his shirt into his boxers when ....

[Ghost818]

An earthquake happened and...

[Vile Lynn]

...California & CC headquarters finally fell into the Pacific! Oh nooooo!

[G Wiz]

...said Ghost, while crafting some of the sharpest arrow head pieces to date! So I asked, "ghost, please don't go to jail tonight", and he replied...

[J. Smooth]

...said Ghost, while crafting some of the sharpest arrow head pieces to date! So I asked, "ghost, please don't go to jail tonight", and he replied...

...."why not? Jail ain't so bad, I have a buddy in there right now and he says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's b!tch. Then everything will be all right." This made me think...

[Paulio]

what if I kick my own ass? Surely then, nobody would fvck with me!" So then I crafted an elaborate plan to get myself arrested. Here's what I'll do ...

[Sub Zero]

...go up to a police officer. Round 1 Fight! *40 seconds later* Finish him! Paulio wins. Fatality...

[sexkitteh]

Kill someone that start with an S :D.. over and over and over and over again... maybe waterboard the tw.... then I will...

[J. Smooth]

Kill someone that start with an S :D.. over and over and over and over again... maybe waterboard the tw.... then I will...

...taunt "take that you Ho Ho Ho'ing mother F'er". Get your unoriginal azz the steppin' back to the North Pole and...

[Ghost818]

---answered wrong one---

[Paulio]

...taunt "take that you Ho Ho Ho'ing mother F'er". Get your unoriginal azz the steppin' back to the North Pole and...

get those d4mn elves back to work!" Just as I'm about to deliver the fatal blow, Captain O'Malley rolls up in a Cheif's Cruiser and arrests me for attempted murder. On our way to the prison ...

[G Wiz]

...I asked the chief, "Hey chump; whats in handcuffs, pissed and is about to snap your neck?"...

[Sub Zero]

...and the chief asked, "What?"...

[Jian Carlo]

GWiz slipped out of the handcuffs using his Chefs Cleaver to cut off his wrists, dumb cops hadn't searched him. He then gave the Chief a Glasgow hello, otherwise a headbutt. O'Malley collapsed in a heap, "that was handy" thought GWiz as he made for the side door. ......

[Ghost818]

Ghost saw the while fiasco while he was smoking his 27s and quickly picked up Gwiz before...

[Jian Carlo]

Taking him to the handymans store to get a pair of new hands. Unfortunity they had only 2 left hands available but GWiz took them, "they will go with my 2 left feet" the laughed. thanking Ghost for his help G jumped into his Pimps Lowrider he tried to turn right at the light but his hand turned the car left, after an hour he was very dizzy taking lefts so he jumped into a empire bus and headed towards ........

[Ghost818]

Memory lane, there he experienced...

[Jian Carlo]

Such wonderful memories of hs youth, like the time he .....



(this is the best fun ghost lol)

[FoumTroll101]

Was able to finger a woman proper, but alas now with two left hands he can drive like a pimp and still get the job done right. So he climbed up in his ghost low rider and started cruzin for his beotches. He pulled up on a group and shouted... Yo ATM gimme dat money, I gots ta get paid. She handed over to him a soggy pile of....

[G Wiz]

...frosted flakes that have been soaking in milk. Instantly, everything became Seth McFarlane-ish and I felt the need to do a family guy cutaway. "Boy these saugy frosted flakes are worst than the time I tried to do an add for pocket bras"

*cue cutaway*...

[TruthHurts]

Cutaway:
"Hi, are you like me and countless other women who suffer from the ails of Humongous Breast Syndrome, or HBS for short? It's okay, your not alone. Now there is a new product just for us, called Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder Pocket Bras. No longer will you worry about your bra snapping like a stretched rubber band and the girls left lose, swinging under your sweater. Now there's the OSBH pocket bra, the bra that fits in your pocket...

[G Wiz]

...Sadly enough though when this cutaway was finished, i snapped back only to realize that my foot was chained to the wall. It was a very dark room that I was in, with what appears to be a tv in the corner and a man who seems to have bled out on the floor. Then out of nowhere, a doll on a tricycle rolled out and said...

[Ghost818]

Ahahahahaha greetings my little puppet, you will love and cherish me more than the other guy yes? Ahahahahaha!!!...

[G Wiz]

...Then it went silent as the puppet stopped laughing and it said, "would you like to play a game?"...

[Jian Carlo]

I froze, shivers running down my spine. The puppet in his high pitched voice went on, " it's called ring-a-ring-a-rosie".

"What happened to the other guy?" I asked, .......

[Ghost818]

Ahahahahaha well my pretty puppet was disobedient so I pulled his fingernails off with pliers, then cut each finger off till the knuckles, and finally shot him in the face multiple times with a pressurized nail gun. Ahahahaha...

[Jian Carlo]

Shock filled my whole body, I looked again at the corpse on the floor ...... "how does this game go again" I said with a huge smile. As we joined hands .......

[Ghost818]

First you have to...

[Jian Carlo]

Turn round this way and sing the song it goes like this ...
Ring a ring a rosie
A pocketful of your nose'sie
I little cut here, a little cut there
Suddenly you have no toe'sie

Upon hearing this I ......

[G Wiz]

...Realized that there was an abandoned pair of boxers on the floor. Oddly enough, the shape resembled a...

[Jian Carlo]

reinforced police baton (must have been a big boys pair of boxers) which I lifted and struck the doll repeatly over the head until he was motionless. I quickly ..

[Ghost818]

Tried to look for other prisoners the doll might have had and I was shocked to see ...

[G Wiz]

...There...in the corner it was 3 cages. The first one in the cage was lana. The second one was kronick. But the most shocking one was....

[Paulio]

I said, "Santa, what are you in for?" He replied, "...

[Ghost818]

I got with some lady named Baroness she duped me into marrying her pet ...

[G Wiz]

...giraffasaurous-rex. Needless to say, the courting proved to be quite a challenge as the long neck of the giraffe matched with the short hands of a t-rex, made it near impossible to flababble my putootie. So, I did the next best thing and...

[Ghost818]

Ran as far as I could, that's when that doll found me crying in a corner and...

[Paulio]

...Santa realized he had gone on another tangent - too much acid in the 60s. Getting back to the question, he said, "I got locked up for ...

[G Wiz]

..."speeding through a stop sign. I guess the fact that I had acid on me didn't help when I agreed to a cavity search" replied santa. "Still to this day, I will always remember the name of the officer who pulled me over" -- it was...

[Paulio]

..."speeding through a stop sign. I guess the fact that I had acid on me didn't help when I agreed to a cavity search" replied santa. "Still to this day, I will always remember the name of the officer who pulled me over" -- it was...

Thorny. Reason I remember him so well is 'cause he asked if I wanted a mustache ride. I ...

[TruthHurts]

...quickly agreed. We both hopped on the mustache but it wouldn't start, so we...

[G Wiz]

...Cracked open a can of CCMark's axe hair gel and applied it generously to the moustache. Almost instantly we were bombarded with hoards of old women, 2 cats and an old fat, yet oddly in shape, guy named Manly McBuff-chest...

[TruthHurts]

Who had a tattoo of a flying penis with a flaming nutsack. I remember looking at it and thinking...

[Paulio]

"Why did he put that awesome tattoo on his ...."

[Ghost818]

Face? But I soon realized I was thinking out loud and...

[Jian Carlo]

He said to me "people kept calling me a **** head so I tattooed one to my face, seemed the right thing to do"
and he was right on both counts he was a DH and it was the right thing to do. Upon hearing this I .....

[Munch on it]

Just had to get one to so I asked where he got it done

[G Wiz]

...He replied by saying, "well first you gotta get yourself incarcerated somehow". I replied, "I have a new flail toy, maybe I can whack someone with it."

[Paulio]

He said, "lemme see it.". So I handed it over and then he ...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

Begin to rub his ballsack all over the handle

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

Laughing histerically he decided to ...

[G Wiz]

...stop. This is because he realized how inappropriate he seemed, given he got incarcerated in an old folks home. Thats when I saw...

[Ghost818]

A blind man kicking some azz on the basketball courts schooling everyone in his way, I thought to myself...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

If i was to take that ball and deflate it using my little pin sized weiner i could than eat some good beans to reinflate and that would make it bounce better so i could.....

[Jian Carlo]

A blind man kicking some azz on the basketball courts schooling everyone in his way, I thought to myself...

If only I was blind too, look at the fun I would have. Laughing to myself at the thought I decided to go to the sports bar to see if nudie was still there. As I passed by the electric store I noticed ......

[TruthHurts]

They had automatic nose pickers on sale. They were doing in store demonstrations, so I went inside to try it out. That's where...

[Ghost818]

I saw Nicholost, Joeycool, and Ghost doing lines. I walked up to them and ...

[G Wiz]

...said, "Heyyyyy! Got room for one more?". "I also brought crispy creme donuts!" That's when joey peeked up...

[Paulio]

...said, "Heyyyyy! Got room for one more?". "I also brought crispy creme donuts!" That's when joey peeked up...

...,his face looking like he walked into a flocked christmas tree, said, "You a cop?" ...

[Jian Carlo]

I laughed at his remark and said, "I want to make you an offer you can't refuse". He stared at meand said, .......

[TruthHurts]

I don't care what you got to offer, I ain't sharing! Just then...

[Ghost818]

I don't care what you got to offer, I ain't sharing! Just then...
A three legged marshmallow walked right in hand in hand with the Pillsbury Doughboy Doll, pushed Joey, Nosepicker, and Ghost out the way and started vacuuming everything was left of the precious snow with their nostrils...

[BudMan]

...well, that snowy white powder.. Ya, turned out that it was anthrax. Doughboy and marshmallow man swelled up like balloons and frickin exploded all over the bathroom like a pigeon that just ate an alkaseltzer! It was a ******* baked goods holocaust! There was... So... Much... High fructose corn syrup...

...everywhere...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

The only loyal thing to do was sc**** it all up and bake a cake
So i called in for reinforecments cause thats a lot of work
And when they arived......

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

,,??,,??,,

[G Wiz]

The only loyal thing to do was sc**** it all up and bake a cake
So i called in for reinforecments cause thats a lot of work
And when they arived.........they were flabbergasted with the amount of work ahead of them, seeing that they only had easy bake ovens.

[Ghost818]

Well after much thought i have decided to leave your forums.
There is no place here for someone new and different.
Thanks to those who were cool and groovy.
To those who were spittefull "godspeed"
Wait was that serious? Lol

@ Gwiz, so they decided to steal commercial ovens from the nearest Pizza Hut...

[Hacksaw Paul]

However the pizza hut staff we unwilling to give up on said ovens, and put up a pretty good fight considering they could only throw grated cheese and slices of pepperoni, having said that that were surprised on the effectivness orf the extra hot chilli peppers that they had found at the back of the Store room, the courageous staff continued to pelt the attackers with pizza toppings but in the end they.....

[Ghost818]

Collapsed, the bigger they are the harder they fall...

[Jian Carlo]

And they were big, 270++ lbs, pizza and coke, ......... just don't mix. Heaving the oven up onto the pickup we soon ......

[Jian Carlo]

realised that the troll who posted before has had their post deleted. Encouraged by this JC and Ghost decided to throw a pizza party at GWiz's pad without telling him, however when we arrived with the pizza machine we soon discovered .....

[Ghost818]

Gwiz had planned an ambush to destroy his Indian friends, neglecting the fact that he and Ghost even played Call of duty together!, realizing the peril they were in , ghost pulled out his Invisibility cloak and covered Joey...

[Jian Carlo]

From the side of the building gun fire broke out from gWiz and his band of men. Ghost and JC took shelter behind the pick-up when all of a sudden a flaming spear flew over their heads, Tonto was right behind them and the Lone Ranger was acomin around the corner both pistols ablazing ........

[G Wiz]

...Then, out of nowhere this strange texas ranger theme song started to play..."Whenever your in Texas look behind youuu, cause thats...where a ranger...s'gonna be". GWiz and his Island crew began talking in a deep caribbean accent that sounded like...

[Ghost818]

Bob and Damian Marley goin at it about...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

A old fling they shared in the day. And than without any reason the themesong for rocky started playing in the van and the oven became red hot shooting sparks and flames from its inner linings. And all of a sudden.....

[mnju_03]

A old fling they shared in the day. And than without any reason the themesong for rocky started playing in the van and the oven became red hot shooting sparks and flames from its inner linings. And all of a sudden.....

My alien baby jumped out and murdered everybody in the van and drove to Atlantic City.

[Paulio]

My alien baby jumped out and murdered everybody in the van and drove to Atlantic City.

When he got to AC, he wanted to try his luck at the black jack tables, but when the pit boss asked for his ID ...

[Ghost818]

He instantaneously transformed into Elvis and said...

[Paulio]

He instantaneously transformed into Elvis and said...

"C'mon now, don't be cruel." Just then, Agent K stepped up from behind and blasted that alien Elvis baby with his ...

[Jian Carlo]

Showgirl shotgun, he just loves that pink gun. Pieces of the Elvis alien scattered over the room and 1 piece, his eye, landed on top of Bruisers golf tee and he hit it with his 2 iron. The eye landed on 23 black at the roulette wheel where Mnju collected a record win as he had bet on that number, he looked at his aliens sons eye and said "that's my boy".
Meanwhile back at the Russian restaurant .......

[Ghost818]

They were cooking up some more candy, expecting the ovens to come for payment...

[Jian Carlo]

Ivan the Terrible decided he was eating no more candy as he was getting as fat as Paulio. The ovens arrived and as they there being offloaded they discovered there was a bun in the oven......... "Who is responsible for this" demanded Ivan the Terrible the famous Russian wrestler ..........

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

I am and i will sit in the shadows where i belong and just maybe.....

[Jian Carlo]

Jay The Robber getting a ban for bringing up such suggestive topic. Little did they know the bun in the oven was in fact a cup cake, decorated to commemorate the 1st anniversary of Crime City. Ghost, still under his invisible cloak, reached out and ate the cup cake and to everyone's horror ......

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

Jaythe robber jumed into the shadows with a gag on his mouth so it never comes to the point where the....

[G Wiz]

...people of the forum began to wonder if it was possible to have a never ending story, or was this all just a big...

[Ghost818]

And magical masterpiece...

[Paulio]

...and then suddenly Ghost felt funny. He felt like a magical masterpiece (little did he know that the cupcake he ate was laced with 'shrooms). He took off his street clothes, looked in his inventory and donned a pair of boxer trucks, a wrestling mask and a nail bat. Still trippin' from the mushies, he ran through crime city screaming "...

[SinSir]

I'm going to start a never ending story.

He dips his quill in the ink bottle and pull out his scroll.

Once upon a time far far away,

[Ghost818]

I'm going to start a never ending story.

He dips his quill in the ink bottle and pull out his scroll.

Once upon a time far far away,
There was a mentally confused child. This child had a few names IT gave itself like RorKorPopBeddoDip...

[G Wiz]

...I called it, multiple personality -- but not really multiple personality because they all have seperate accounts, but then again it actually might be called multiple personality as they are all the same but simply acting as different people -- disorder...

[Ghost818]

As time passed this child named RorKorPopBeddoDip with multiple and not multiple personality disorder grew more and more angry, and tried to...

[G Wiz]

As time passed this child named RorKorPopBeddoDip with multiple and not multiple personality disorder grew more and more angry, and tried to......enforce its plan upon the inhabitants of CC in both near and far. Failing miserably, one day RorKorPopBeddoDip snapped and...

[Ghost818]

Merged bodies with his nanny and became Mnju's alien baby #2 that would self destruct in...

[Jian Carlo]

Merged bodies with his nanny and became Mnju's alien baby #2 that would self destruct in...

48hrs. Paulio, Ghost and GWiz put their differences behind them and agreed to team together to save Crime City.
Paulio grabed his Devils Take Down hoping it would take down an alien devil, Ghost pulled on his Resilient Samurai Amour hoping the alien wasn't Japanese and GWiz filled his pockets with Loaded Dice hoping the alien was fond of gambling. The fearless threesome jumped into a Turbo Speed Mustang and set off to te last known place the alien was seen, ........ The Crematorium.........

[G Wiz]

...as they approached the crematorium, the stench of death and bacon filled the air so they whipped out their nato gas masks. This narrowed their vision, as they werent able to see coming from the rear...

[Jian Carlo]

As they inched their way towards the main entrance, a bone chilling scream came from behind the doors. GWiz froze, Ghost fell down onto his knees and Paulio jumped into GWiz's arms. Then a song came drifting in the air from behind the door ............. "if I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake" .........

[Jian Carlo]

Our 3 heroes, composed themselves, peering out of their NATO Gas Masks, Ghost waved his right hand to Paulio to cover the right, he then waved his left hand at GWiz to cover the left side and he boldly stepped forward chopsticks in hand ............

[Jian Carlo]

But suddenly another song filled the air this time from behind them.

"lonely...... i am so lonely ..... i have nobody ..... all by myself".

It reminded them of Jian Carlo in this thread who seemed to be the only one left, only one still standing, the only one who still cared ......

[Jian Carlo]

"I'll cover the rear" Jian said holding his Bloody Grinder with both hands, engine running.

Ghost charged the door which flew open on contact of his Resilient Samurai Amour suit, GWiz raced beside him only to see ........

[Jian Carlo]

RorKorPopBeddoDip standing in the centre of the great crematorium fire, flames surrounding his entire body and with tears in his eyes he cried .........."I was looking for the sun bed to work on my tan but I couldn't find it" Paulio leaped forward ......

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

As Jay reatreated in silence as not to disturb the untouchable perfection of the crime city forums. Just than he realized he was not alone, there were others who Were as fed up with the troll attitudes as him. So he took out his bloody mayhem strapped on his helo helmet charged his stinger z4 with a couple of hell fire missles and went to town on the inconsiderate posts left for him to soak in. As he dried off with the leaves of a nearby cactus tree he .......

[Dipstik]

then.........

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

Started screaming in pain not realizing it was actually a Candelabra cactus. And his allergic reaction made him itch everywhere to the point where he felt like he was going to scratch off his scalp understanding that he needed to take some Benedryl, he imeadiately rushed to the pharmecy where.....

[Dipstik]

Then.........

[Honey Boo Boo]

Started screaming in pain not realizing it was actually a Candelabra cactus. And his allergic reaction made him itch everywhere to the point where he felt like he was going to scratch off his scalp understanding that he needed to take some Benedryl, he imeadiately rushed to the pharmecy where.....


...that industrial sized tube of KY had his name all over it. It's times like these that make me think...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

Of Honey boo boo, although he lived in the deep south i was sure to use at least 80 % of that industrial sized tube
Within a 8 hr period as not to waste the precious liquid , returning to the anartic in my hummer i heard a noise rahhhh rahhhhhh rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...............

[Dipstik]

Then......

[G Wiz]

...It seemed as if everything was being played on a broken record when I changed the station in my hummer. "then...then...then...I wasn't able to figure out why, so I...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

...It seemed as if everything was being played on a broken record when I changed the station in my hummer. "then...then...then...I wasn't able to figure out why, so I...
Decided to ignore the penetrating "then"and quote off of what was before me as to continue the story with a smile and not feed the anoying troll who trys to break everything in order to feel whole. The noise kept getting louder rahhhh rahhhh rahhhhhhhhhh rahhhhhhhhhh what on earth is happening to my hummer maybe its .........

[Ghost818]

A dead alien chinchilla robots arm stuck in the...

[Paulio]

A dead alien chinchilla robots arm stuck in the...

Engine. I jumped out, popped the hood, and sure enough, it was the d4mn persistent alien baby. Only, it wasn't dead. It was still alive, but barely. The fan belt had sliced the alien baby's stomach open and it's guts we're wrapped around the rotor. I got a pair of pliers, grabbed it by its ear and yanked that alien baby with all my might. The alien baby went flying through the air like a ...

[G Wiz]

...a fat kid trying trying to catch a birthday cake thrown by the beast himself, RG3. unfortunately for the fat kid, he somehow caught the spores of this alien baby, as he was stalking paulio for some stale beef jerky in his car.

Funny connection between paulio and this fat kid though because...

[VIVICIOUS]

...it turns out the fat kid was in town with his mother, who was looking for the biological father of the kid, a fat guy named...

[G Wiz]

...Fatty Mc-OmgHeisreallyfat. Dangerous was this man. Armed with 3 tripple hamburgers from wendys, this guy was as serious as a heart attack in shoes. Paulio never liked Fatty Mc-OmgHeisreallyfat because...

[Ghost818]

Paulio was dating the fat kids super hot mom, AND her sister, but Paulio liked the one the fat kids dad stole, so he....

[Trevor b. Trollin]

...rubbed...

[Jian Carlo]

laid a trail of M&M's to the garden shack to get the fat kid out of the way and then he .....

[Trevor b. Trollin]

...sucked...

[-JAY-THE-ROBBER-]

laid a trail of M&M's to the garden shack to get the fat kid out of the way and then he .....
Decided he needed to pick up all the yellows because....

[Jian Carlo]

It reminded him of the yellow haired Indian he once loved and could never forget, Burn was the Indians name. Mean while back at the casino ........


Lets get this thread back to its glory days, no more bull just a funny thread......

[Hero of Time]

...Joaquim asked "Do you want me to respond to where you left off at the Casino or from where you left of with the no more bull"?...

[Honey Boo Boo]

You just derailed the story. Nice going Santa.

[Hero of Time]

...Joaquim(not Santa)adds Honey Boo Boo to his ignore list.

[Honey Boo Boo]

...Joaquim(not Santa)adds Honey Boo Boo to his ignore list.

Your loss.

[Hero of Time]

...Joaquim can't see Honey Boo Boo's post because it is hidden as Honey Boo Boo is on Joaquim's ignore list...

[Honey Boo Boo]

Your loss.


On with the story...

[TonySpaghetti]

Decided he needed to pick up all the yellows because....

...boring...

[Jian Carlo]

THIS THREAD IS DEAD ..... Congrats you morons

[Julia Gillard]

THIS THREAD IS DEAD ..... Congrats you morons

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[Ghost818]

Ghost suddenly appears from the shadows and joins his buddies...

[Jian Carlo]

'Where have you been?' said Gwiz. 'You left us so suddenly' said Paulio. 'Whats that on your head' asked Jian.........

[Ghost818]

My new spiky white hair Jian? I got a name change to Lupo and moved into a teepee, as planned many followed into my master plan...

[Jian Carlo]

I wasn't sure what the master plan was, but I knew Lupo was a famous handbag manufacturer from Italy and Lupo is also a pizza joint in Dusseldorf. There is even a Volkswagen called Lupo but where did these fit into his master plan?.......

[Hero of Time]

...Nobody really knows...

[Deluxe]

Why joekeem wont own up to being santa...

[Hero of Time]

...Because he's not and the correct spelling is Joaquim.

[West London is ours]

...Because he's not and the correct spelling is Joaquim.

Vaajina, Will you get offended if I refer to you as sanita rather than Santa?

[West London is ours]

Why joekeem wont own up to being santa...

You must be joekeem deluxe Santa will never own up

[Hero of Time]

Vaajina, Will you get offended if I refer to you as sanita rather than Santa?


You must be joekeem deluxe Santa will never own up

8, 7, 3.
Extras.

[Ghost818]

*shakes head and walks away*

[Jian Carlo]

*shakes head and walks away*

Ditto ............

[Jayni]

And into the pool. Then I panic and jump in the ice cold water (naked) after the phone. I put it in a bag of rice, and panic again because I now had 57 minutes to find a new phone, contact Funzio support to transfer my account!
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[TruthHurts]

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[CNA]

would've been awesome if this kept going. gets in car and drives away.

[Bleach]

He get in the car and drive away. He is going to work and see no one there