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Jill
05-04-2012, 12:51 AM
... smoking their peace pipe and then going to war with .....

Ghost818
05-04-2012, 12:53 AM
...as Ghost says, "Thy who shall not be named"...(same guy from the PM the other day Jill)...while in search of "Thy who shall not be named"...

Jill
05-04-2012, 01:04 AM
(LOL) ......... they camped out in the basketball court only to find .....

Ghost818
05-04-2012, 01:16 AM
...a dead body near a blue dumpster with a...

Lizengar
05-04-2012, 02:03 AM
Bowtie and a gentleman's hat. They deduced that this corpse belongs to a person named...

Jill
05-04-2012, 02:46 AM
.... Max Mayhem and he had left it there because he had better things to do like .....

Ghost818
05-04-2012, 02:49 AM
play with his yard stick...but then the authorities found out it wasnt a yard stick. It was a meter long, so they took him in for plagiarism and...

Jill
05-04-2012, 03:16 AM
(Ghost take it easy on me, I had to look up the meaning of plagiarism LOL)

....... after being held in a cell for 3 hours, the authories realised that in fact it wasnt Max's meter stick it actually belonged to .....

Jazz
05-04-2012, 04:23 AM
...me. I returned to retrieve my meter stick and discovered that it was, in fact, a yard stick. My mind was boggled and I absentmindedly...

Jill
05-04-2012, 05:05 AM
.... Put it somewhere I shouldn't have!!! I put it ......

moparland
05-04-2012, 05:05 AM
Walked into the middle of the street when suddenly.....

Ghost818
05-04-2012, 08:29 AM
someone on Modern War got a Nuke and destroyed half of New York City, the scoundrel was...

moparland
05-04-2012, 08:33 AM
Counter Sniper according to my source (of coarse hes the only one my source knows that plays it)

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 09:22 AM
...Which is also known as the onion news network which has proven time and time again to be the best source of future news before it happens. This same source also headlined that...

Burn
05-04-2012, 09:40 AM
...a certain bully-boy character, who apparently has to remain nameless, has recently been intimate with a wide variety of farmyard beasts, the favorite of which is allegedly a small chicken wrapped in adhesive tape to stop it splitting mid-coitus. It was also recently reported that...

Burn
05-04-2012, 09:46 AM
(did I cross the line, lol)

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 09:50 AM
...this said chicken may or may not have allegedly presumed to be assuming a still un-confirmed but somewhat doubtable presumtion, claiming facts that might possibly be either or, depending on whether or not claims of uncertainty that this was indeed the case...or not. However...

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 09:50 AM
(did I cross the line, lol)lol...If there is a line, I do not see it :P

Burn
05-04-2012, 10:00 AM
...however it appears G-Wiz has become latest victim of Dravak talk . Only this can be explain why post of before is putting hard work in way of clear thoughts in superior way...

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 10:12 AM
..."Cure is there for any such dravak?", Wiz asked because hiding it any longer knew he couldn't. He turned to Burn and said...

Ghost818
05-04-2012, 10:14 AM
This is a dubstep music is too loud when the internet police will arrived Dravak slam them with kick face ...

Jazz
05-04-2012, 01:12 PM
...Jazz appeared, hopelessly lost in the Dravak-speak world. Surprised, I was, to find this thread on page 2 of the CC forums. I became very nervous when...

moparland
05-04-2012, 01:26 PM
(Hands Jazz a Dravak dictionary) i never leave home without it.....
...when a blacked out limo pulled up beside me, all that i could do was....

Fig Oni
05-04-2012, 01:54 PM
wake up, eat down, see something distance, lost where to go, think of space, make my move, waiting patiently ....

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 02:24 PM
...then BOOM! A loud bang woke me up from the deep and scary leveled dream that I was in. From foreign languages, to boxers of nudie and chickens. I was so traumatized that I even wet...

Fig Oni
05-04-2012, 02:43 PM
wiped the chicken's face, Cock a doodle doo! in sheer disgust he lunged for my .....

Paulio
05-04-2012, 03:06 PM
Cock - My pet rooster that is. Apparently, the jealous chicken wasn't the only one to ...

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 06:06 PM
...Choke the chicken...the pet chicken that is. I was startled to find the cock; hanging because someone choked it to death. Words could not describe my...

Paulio
05-04-2012, 07:27 PM
relief, because that damn cock had been controlling my every move and getting me into trouble ever since I was a young ...

Fig Oni
05-04-2012, 08:41 PM
grave robber, I wasn't fond of Ghost's until one day I was digging underneath a crypt made of pure .....

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 09:01 PM
...Bunker busting, super, mega ultra...

Fig Oni
05-04-2012, 09:07 PM
caramel whip cream cover in strawberry syrup but there was no ....

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 09:24 PM
...sprinkles to top it off. So, to solve this problem, I simply glitch hacked the store so that I can now...

John Snow
05-04-2012, 09:43 PM
buy 50 Glock 9's and bust some caps into that damn chicken. Relieved, I brush the chicken feathers off my arms and...

Fig Oni
05-04-2012, 09:54 PM
rubbed them against my bare chest, I then pick up the phone to call 911 ....

John Snow
05-04-2012, 10:00 PM
because I'm watching my hologram self busting a move on TV. G Wiz, I think. I gotta stop drinking...

G Wiz
05-05-2012, 05:53 AM
...Because if I continue to do so heavily, I fear that I might take this giant, spiked cactus, along with that tub of salt over there and just...

Paulio
05-06-2012, 11:24 PM
...beat the hell out of the cheaters and decompose their bodies in the tub of salt water, then I'll celebrate like in G Wiz' pic and light up ...

Lizengar
05-06-2012, 11:35 PM
some babies! "Yes! Burning babies!" exclaimed the excited Paulio. He then proceeds to...

Ghost818
05-06-2012, 11:56 PM
light up them babies, but realizes hes too drunk so instead...

John Snow
05-07-2012, 12:30 AM
he staggers to his ride, fumbles for his keys, gets in and starts heading down the four oh five towards...

G Wiz
05-07-2012, 09:54 AM
...A big 300 wheel, semi-d6 diesel big rig that had a bumper sticker that said...

Ghost818
05-07-2012, 09:56 AM
I Eat Babies...so the drunk feller took advantage of the situation and threw the babies out the window into the truckers, but then...

John Snow
05-07-2012, 10:25 AM
his heart drops into his Patron-filled gut when he sees the flashing lights in his rear view mirror...

G Wiz
05-07-2012, 10:29 AM
...And in a split second saw his life flash before his eyes. It took him back to a time where he was...

Nad
05-07-2012, 11:13 AM
Camping at level 199. Tears came rolling down his cheeks because..

G Wiz
09-14-2012, 12:47 PM
...Someone just came across his own maggot filled thread that he had to necro. Maybe now the stories will change because the people...

Dr BoneCrusher
09-14-2012, 12:55 PM
In the last few weeks the old became the new, and the new...

Auxilium
09-14-2012, 01:11 PM
.....Are asking very old questions wich have been answered for...

joaquim
09-14-2012, 01:51 PM
...then they ask more question which we provide more answers for...

G Wiz
09-14-2012, 01:52 PM
...until finally they get an answer, only to have the community manager (er)...

joaquim
09-14-2012, 01:54 PM
...not really tell us what we want to hear...

Dr BoneCrusher
09-14-2012, 02:00 PM
Because his haiku is..

joaquim
09-14-2012, 02:01 PM
...about our forum...

Dr BoneCrusher
09-14-2012, 02:05 PM
And all the great things to come, till..

G Wiz
09-14-2012, 02:07 PM
...Mark announced that we will be having an add event where the person who adds the most people in game get...

joaquim
09-14-2012, 02:11 PM
...100 gold...

kykboxr
09-14-2012, 02:38 PM
And later becomes a moderator, who...

Auxilium
09-14-2012, 02:43 PM
....takes the 100 gold away from....

joaquim
09-14-2012, 02:47 PM
....me....

Ghost818
09-14-2012, 03:55 PM
Then I started to reminisce how fun this thread was back in the day but before I could finish my thought ...

joaquim
09-14-2012, 03:58 PM
...It was time to open a lockbox...

erik
09-14-2012, 06:01 PM
and out came a fraction of the cash I spent to open it...

joaquim
09-14-2012, 06:04 PM
...This annoys me greatly so I...

DBM 2IC
09-14-2012, 06:21 PM
Throw my iPhone out the window and in to the pool again

joaquim
09-14-2012, 06:25 PM
...Time to get a new one and transfer my device again...

JoeyNotCool
09-14-2012, 07:52 PM
Only I spent all my money tricking this American quarter horse into getting me US citizenship...

steamboatwilly
09-14-2012, 07:56 PM
then my coyote took my horse from me and i proceed to...

joaquim
09-14-2012, 07:57 PM
...not worry about that right now since my 8 hour buildings collect in a few minutes...

JoeyNotCool
09-14-2012, 08:10 PM
So I collected and noticed the coyote had died so I rode the horsey hard, she bucked and bucked but I diddnt...

Ghost818
09-14-2012, 08:57 PM
Realize I just read the whole thread from the beginning and put on Ghost's invisibility cloak and began...

(I seriously did. Blast to the past)

joaquim
09-14-2012, 08:58 PM
...to post this comment...

G Wiz
09-14-2012, 09:17 PM
...and I was instantly overcome with tears of joy, then my phone buzzed and I saw an email from GREE International that read "...

Ghost818
09-14-2012, 09:31 PM
Hello Ghost,

Thank you for recently contacting GREE International Inc.

We hope that we have fully addressed the issue to your satisfaction. We aim to continually improve our player support. Please click on the link below to let us know how we did. It should take only a couple of minutes. So I .....

mnju_03
09-14-2012, 09:33 PM
The dog just farted.

G Wiz
09-14-2012, 09:36 PM
...So now that the stink left the room, I decided to click the link that took me to website called...

mnju_03
09-14-2012, 09:40 PM
...So now that the stink left the room, I decided to click the link that took me to website called...

NotJoeyNotmnjuNotRamNotTrampStamp.com and I got a 404 Error...

DBM 2IC
09-14-2012, 10:11 PM
So I just googled some granny porn instead

mnju_03
09-14-2012, 10:16 PM
And realized my grandmother is famous!

Auxilium
09-15-2012, 02:51 AM
She wears hats and a bathrobe so short you can see her....

joaquim
09-15-2012, 05:09 AM
...asscheeks...

JoeyNotCool
09-15-2012, 06:58 AM
I wondered at that moment why everyone addressed me as royalty? Upon looking at my name tag I saw it said Philoe Beddoe and proudly exclaimed...

Jian Carlo
09-15-2012, 09:32 AM
Why do we both talk such bull....

Jian Carlo
09-15-2012, 09:35 AM
Meanwhile back at the Gentleman Club...

Ghost818
09-15-2012, 09:39 AM
Ghost just woke up with a massive hangover and said ....

G Wiz
09-15-2012, 09:43 AM
..."I had a condo on my neck dat girl just cashed me out". Pissed, I dialed my forum buddy...

Jian Carlo
09-15-2012, 09:45 AM
Nudie to tell him I was wearing his boxers, after I needed to ...

G Wiz
09-15-2012, 10:30 AM
...do a number 1, but found that these particular boxers did not have a front flap. Panicking, I mistakenly...

Ghost818
09-15-2012, 10:37 AM
Sat down from where I got up and noticed I sat on someone's....

G Wiz
09-15-2012, 10:41 AM
...face; it turned out to be quagmire from that episode of family guy when he was acting like a chair. Then without warning, a magnitude...

Dwizzy
09-15-2012, 11:51 AM
....8 earthquake came out of my ass because of all that spicy food I ate last night, but there was no toilet paper in sight so I just used....

Ghost818
09-15-2012, 01:07 PM
One of the strippers bras...

Jian Carlo
09-15-2012, 06:08 PM
It was a double DD and it needed to be. Over on the other side of town....

Ghost818
09-15-2012, 06:18 PM
Dipstik and CCC Pope were ....

Jian Carlo
09-15-2012, 06:51 PM
Happily playing with there .....

G Wiz
09-15-2012, 11:26 PM
Happily playing with there ........pencil's! Luckily for them it was a mechanical pencil that allowed them to grow their lead at will, kind of like lion-o from thundercats who screams out...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-16-2012, 09:05 AM
Pencil GROW, Pencil Grow, but alas no robe clad boys were in sight! so I grabbed the next best thing...

G Wiz
09-16-2012, 11:32 AM
...a tepee from an indian as I needed cloth for my robe :p. Unfortunately for me, that cloth belonged to...

joaquim
09-16-2012, 02:02 PM
...someone...

Coldcommander
09-16-2012, 02:06 PM
Someone named noodles. But to my whore ...

iteachem
09-16-2012, 02:20 PM
Ck koralene was its name....

joaquim
09-16-2012, 02:27 PM
...she dumps yet another 10k on the game for multiple vaults of gold...

iteachem
09-16-2012, 02:30 PM
To buy a car to drive poppy in

Sasha54
09-16-2012, 02:32 PM
To buy a car to drive poppy in

Because their knees were to sore to walk ......

joaquim
09-16-2012, 02:37 PM
...since they've been spending the past couple of weeks sitting on the couch playing this game and doing nothing else...

Sasha54
09-16-2012, 02:57 PM
...since they've been spending the past couple of weeks sitting on the couch playing this game and doing nothing else...

No - that's not why.....

joaquim
09-16-2012, 03:01 PM
...why was it then?, asks Joaquim...

Sasha54
09-16-2012, 03:09 PM
...why was it then?, asks Joaquim...

If you don't know - then you're much too young for me to explain it to you --

joaquim
09-16-2012, 03:10 PM
...Joaquim doesn't need to know then...

joaquim
09-16-2012, 03:11 PM
...later that day in a Pirate Tavern...

Sasha54
09-16-2012, 03:16 PM
...Joaquim doesn't need to know then...

OK - since you are now speaking about yourself in 3rd person - we can assume you're Poppins!!

joaquim
09-16-2012, 03:19 PM
...This is a story. It can be told in either the first or third person perspective...

iteachem
09-16-2012, 03:34 PM
....said joaquim to his buddy Santa.....

joaquim
09-16-2012, 03:37 PM
...I hope I'm not on his naughty list...

Sasha54
09-16-2012, 04:09 PM
...I hope I'm not on his naughty list...

But Santa said - "you are, because you hang with losers!"

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:11 PM
..."it's true", I say bringing back the disturbing memories of hanging out with sexkitteh and what that resulted in...

Ghost818
09-16-2012, 04:33 PM
Unexplainable countless number of nights of...

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:33 PM
...nightmares...

iteachem
09-16-2012, 04:34 PM
Of Suckling up to a red and white stocking with a glass of milk and cookies

JoeyNotCool
09-16-2012, 04:34 PM
And beating off to mental images of what a Sexkitteh looks like

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:35 PM
...ahhhhhhhhh...

Ghost818
09-16-2012, 04:35 PM
Said sexkitteh but....

JoeyNotCool
09-16-2012, 04:38 PM
Joakiqum missed sexkitteh's mouth and a mess ensued. Meanwhile GWiz called up...

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:38 PM
...joeynotcool spelled my name wrong, it's Joaquim...

JoeyNotCool
09-16-2012, 04:52 PM
Said jokim as he pulled up his red pants and stockings

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:54 PM
...and the troll once again spells my name wrong. Joaquim is the correct spelling...

Ghost818
09-16-2012, 04:57 PM
...so as the two keep arguing over the correct spelling of the others name, they piss off Zeus and he fries them both with a lightening bolt...

(sound familiar to anyone?)

JoeyNotCool
09-16-2012, 04:59 PM
Not lately Zeus is dead, Zeus is dead

joaquim
09-16-2012, 05:00 PM
...only Hades lives(if you've seen Wrath of the Titans, you know what I'm talking about)...

Ghost818
09-16-2012, 05:05 PM
Back in town FigONi and Ghost go to the gym and see...

joaquim
09-16-2012, 05:07 PM
...Eddie Sato and Chief O'Malley plotting their revenge on the people that beat them up for their sword and police car...

JoeyNotCool
09-16-2012, 05:08 PM
Instead they found GWiz instructing Santa on how to work out his legs proper

G Wiz
09-16-2012, 09:34 PM
...But as they walked closer, they realized it was g wiz doing some thigh master exercises from susan summers. Now that his thighs are pumped...

DBM 2IC
09-16-2012, 09:50 PM
G wiz and noodles head to the shower to sort this war out with a back rub

Paulio
09-16-2012, 10:00 PM
But they came to their senses. So Noodles hooped into his junker that he picked up for a grand and rode off to...

Ghost818
09-16-2012, 10:15 PM
Los Angeles so Paulio and Ghost could show him the night life, on the way...

Paulio
09-16-2012, 11:08 PM
Since everyone was hitting on them and buying them drinks, they decided to stick around for a while and ...

Koncept
09-17-2012, 12:20 AM
tried to pole dance before figuring out all of this was just a dream, so they woke up and ..

G Wiz
09-17-2012, 05:28 AM
Immediately looked for their totem to remind them that they werent dreaming, instead, they foun leonardo dicaprio brewing them alaskan fried coffee. Terrified beyond belief, I dialed...

Jian Carlo
09-17-2012, 09:18 AM
The south side Palm Hotel to see if their spa was still open, we needed to clear our heads and relax before we ......

Paulio
09-17-2012, 09:40 AM
picked up mnju_03 for his bachelor party in ...

sexkitteh
09-17-2012, 09:45 AM
picked up mnju_03 for his bachelor party in ...

the Gentlemans club... things got rowdy when an indian walked in looking to collect some cash!

They quickly hit the floor and...

Paulio
09-17-2012, 10:19 AM
he wasted two kids that ran for the door. "I'm ...

sexkitteh
09-17-2012, 10:23 AM
going to kill anyone that's underage in a strip club! RAWR!" He quickly scopes the joint, sees the bachelor group, hands them some cash and...

G Wiz
09-17-2012, 10:49 AM
...proceeded to sing, "bands a make her dance." Turned on by these actions, QPR decided to rise from the grave and...

Jian Carlo
09-17-2012, 10:52 AM
Start supporting Arsenal which surprised everyone except ....

G Wiz
09-17-2012, 11:00 AM
...Crime city mark, because before he was eradicated from everything crime city, he uttered these last words "...

Jian Carlo
09-17-2012, 11:11 AM
"from my Arsenal, I'm Gooner, Gunner you down, Mark". Ahhhhhhhhh.

CC Mark took this to heart and decided to wear a General Combat Vest at all times even in the shower which resulted in ...

bandr
09-17-2012, 11:26 AM
So the object of the game is to keep adding one liners or brief sentences as best as you can to keep this story rolling. All you have to do is add off of a previous post!

*Foreseeing chaos*

I'll start first.

This morning I woke up to a notification that said "Alex played with fire and got burned. Add insult to injury?" so I....

I'm at the level of 200 I have stopped counting in your box in the game even though I play constantly ... Is there a level of 200 and How to Get it and what is in the game until the digital Send to friends Aarafo where I am

sexkitteh
09-17-2012, 11:27 AM
I'm at the level of 200 I have stopped counting in your box in the game even though I play constantly ... Is there a level of 200 and How to Get it and what is in the game until the digital Send to friends Aarafo where I am

W... T... F.... is this post... are you on crack?

Auxilium
09-17-2012, 01:14 PM
Or are you munching pills that were hidden in the...

joaquim
09-17-2012, 01:20 PM
...basement...

Ghost818
09-17-2012, 01:40 PM
Then Ghost grabbed those pills and went to Trackside to hustle, standing in the corner next to his teepee, a Police Cheif Cruiser pulls up and...

Paulio
09-17-2012, 01:44 PM
asks, "How much?" Shocked and dismayed, G Wiz replies ...

Ghost818
09-17-2012, 01:58 PM
You a cop? and he replied ...

Paulio
09-17-2012, 01:59 PM
"C'mon. Do I look like a cop? Oh, the police cruiser. I got it from ..."

Dwizzy
09-17-2012, 02:15 PM
.....selling my soul to the devil. He said he needed my soul in order to......

joaquim
09-17-2012, 02:46 PM
...build up the New World Order...

thesyllable (er)
09-17-2012, 02:59 PM
...so I told him no because albino alligators are not allowed. I then proceeded to...

joaquim
09-17-2012, 03:00 PM
...eat a bagel(like a boss)!...

Paulio
09-17-2012, 03:06 PM
but I choked on the lox, and washed it down with a bottle of ...

joaquim
09-17-2012, 03:07 PM
...fifth of vodka(like a boss)!

Mikecore
09-17-2012, 05:26 PM
Vodka was good but nothing compares to.....

Dipstik
09-17-2012, 06:01 PM
Two interceptions in four passes by Peyton manning! What are we doing here? I was just...

Paulio
09-17-2012, 06:04 PM
about to change the channel, when they interrupted the game for this breaking news:

joaquim
09-17-2012, 06:10 PM
...cash in on your investment! Your laundromat is ready to be collected!...

Jian Carlo
09-17-2012, 06:54 PM
I raced down and collected my cash and my laundry so good to have clean heart shaped boxers again. I was on my way to Twinkle when all of a sudden ....

joaquim
09-17-2012, 07:21 PM
...a drive by!...

G Wiz
09-17-2012, 07:34 PM
...To my amazement, it was the snuggle bear, armed with softner whose bullets turn the hardest of men into the softest of girls. In my panic, I flipped matrix mode on and...

iteachem
09-17-2012, 07:53 PM
...lost 10 more landmines to the bear....

joaquim
09-17-2012, 08:13 PM
...great now how am I gonna get the money to replace them?...

JoeyNotCool
09-17-2012, 08:56 PM
So I decided to pimp out my new wife...Chester (who incidentally isn't a molester)

TonySpaghetti
09-17-2012, 08:58 PM
So I decided to pimp out my new wife...Chester (who incidentally isn't a molester)

I can't believe you've made it to 61 posts without a ban yet.

JoeyNotCool
09-17-2012, 09:07 PM
...Said the flying troll as he beat off his sisters snake tirelessly, meanwhile back at the hall of justice CCM was planning a...

Ghost818
09-17-2012, 10:08 PM
Secret method to ban all impostors with multiple accounts on this forum, however he was sabotaged by...

G Wiz
09-18-2012, 11:09 AM
...a fat version of a skinny obese man who made it his only life goal to rid the world of imposter personalities. Unfortunately, he later died of a...

Jian Carlo
09-18-2012, 11:16 AM
Nose bleed from continuing beating from the skinny obese mans brother, the obese skinny man. after the funeral Ghost decided to .....

G Wiz
09-18-2012, 01:17 PM
...Actually call the ghostbusters hotline. Turns out to be adam and jamie from mythbusters who then reveal that they we're also related to the skinny obese man's brother, the obese skinny man. This proved to be...

Jian Carlo
09-18-2012, 01:37 PM
quite funny as he discovered Adams real name was skinny obese mans cousin and Jamie was obese skinny mans uncle. After they sang a chorus of "who you gonna call .... Ghostbusters" Ghost thought it was time to get out of there, he moved towards the door when.....

G Wiz
09-18-2012, 01:51 PM
...Kramer from seinfeld bursted in. Burn took offense to this and quickly called upon his bretheren which caused...

Deluxe
09-18-2012, 05:24 PM
Me to purr like a walrus when he started to shave my back...

Joaquim=SANTA
09-18-2012, 10:03 PM
Which turned me on but to Nudie's dismay underage interactions are....

TonySpaghetti
09-18-2012, 10:14 PM
Prohibited by Apple's TOS and all the android players...

Joaquim=SANTA
09-18-2012, 10:15 PM
Rejoicd at their first advantage

G Wiz
09-18-2012, 10:19 PM
...obly to have these perks stripped and given to ios users simply because we said "not it" first. This made me buy...

TonySpaghetti
09-18-2012, 10:25 PM
32lbs of kitty litter and a used llama

Joaquim=SANTA
09-18-2012, 10:35 PM
I smoked the litter and Hooked up the sleigh to the lama

Ghost818
09-18-2012, 10:41 PM
And sang to myself while doing my 2 plate bench press but before I started I saw...

Nudie
09-18-2012, 10:43 PM
Juaco tied to a chair surrounded by....

TonySpaghetti
09-18-2012, 10:50 PM
A holes and enema bags...

Joaquim=SANTA
09-19-2012, 06:46 AM
Everyone was cleaned out just like spahgettis hood after I'm done, meanwhile back at the hall of justice SuperG was...

G Wiz
09-19-2012, 09:38 AM
...dividing by 0 to see what the hype was all about. *EXPLOSION*...

Auxilium
09-19-2012, 09:40 AM
Inside my own body..

Ghost818
09-19-2012, 11:31 AM
Little did I know that protein shake I took before my workout gave me ...

TonySpaghetti
09-19-2012, 11:32 AM
Explosive diarrhea. 1 land mine lost.

G Wiz
09-19-2012, 12:16 PM
...and one slightly unsuccessful colonoscopy, but I still manage to squat for reps. Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

Ghost818
09-19-2012, 12:36 PM
While CCM and ER are sipping on Henny and Jamba...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-19-2012, 02:19 PM
Only jamba and Henry diddnt think they did a good job sipping them so the slapped them both...

G Wiz
09-19-2012, 02:36 PM
...of course this was before the pope consumed some of the unholy water, thus slurring his speech. So now that Mark saw its influences, he then proceeded to hit up his old flame,...

Juaco
09-19-2012, 02:37 PM
...Mark vs the Pope. Round 1 fight!...

Mikecore
09-19-2012, 02:42 PM
...Mark vs the Pope. Round 1 fight!...

It was a hardcore match without rules...I heard that mark used the banhammer...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-19-2012, 02:44 PM
On Juaco not the pope as he stands for peace

Juaco
09-19-2012, 02:44 PM
It was a hardcore match without rules...I heard that mark used the banhammer...
...Mark wins. Fatality...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-19-2012, 02:46 PM
Yes the pope is illuminated

Juaco
09-19-2012, 02:48 PM
...As you can see from his avy where one of his eyes is closed because of a black eye and the other one open, clearly implying the all seeing eye...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-19-2012, 02:57 PM
Said the young Saint Kristopher as he passed out gifts to the poor...

Juaco
09-19-2012, 02:59 PM
...I think the idiot needs to shut up this instant...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-19-2012, 03:10 PM
Said st. Nick to the the little girl who was screaming as he plopped down the chimney

Juaco
09-19-2012, 03:12 PM
...that's when the guy in the chimeny showed his face. It was none other than the Pope...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-19-2012, 06:53 PM
Who said...Bless you my little child but I must ban you ass. Then with a twitch of his nose the young Santa vanished! The village of forumites rejoiced and just then a big black...

Fig O Ni
09-19-2012, 06:59 PM
Remember if you drop the pope in the shower DON'T bend down and pick it up.

Wordup Pooham long time no see, what you made a new mafia?

What level you on???

(CCC)Dipstik
09-19-2012, 07:04 PM
Wanna convert, fig?

Fig O Ni
09-19-2012, 07:25 PM
Wanna convert, fig?


Not into transformers.
Inquisition was never my strong point.

Dipstik
09-19-2012, 07:28 PM
Who said...Bless you my little child but I must ban you ass. Then with a twitch of his nose the young Santa vanished! The village of forumites rejoiced and just then a big black...

WANG! A giant wang!

G Wiz
09-19-2012, 10:03 PM
...said the last few posts, They were so taken aback, they forgot how to talk in story. Then suddenly...

Ghost818
09-19-2012, 10:29 PM
Ghost got back home from the gym and turned on his laptop, he was notified that his NVIDIA Driver had an update, when he pressed agree and download...

G Wiz
09-19-2012, 11:18 PM
...He noticed that the time till completion kept increasing as eventhough the driver was downloading! The vein in his forehead grew bigger because brewing inside of ghost was...

Paulio
09-19-2012, 11:28 PM
An alien! And it was ready to bust out of the carcass formerly known as Ghost. Straining to hang on to his identity, Ghost ...

G Wiz
09-19-2012, 11:42 PM
...busted out into the gangnam style to try and reverse the process, but the alien was already gnawing its way out. Fortunately for Ghost, Paulio brought with him his trusty...

Dwizzy
09-19-2012, 11:48 PM
Toenail clipper. It helped to trim those nasty claws on the baby alien. Seeing the slimey, smooth nailed alien, Ghost, G-wiz and Paulio had no choice but to.....

(CCC)- The Pope
09-20-2012, 07:34 AM
Whip out his big black...

Ghost818
09-20-2012, 10:32 AM
Gorilla mask to try to scare the newborn alien...

mnju_03
09-20-2012, 10:35 AM
And then I said I do.

G Wiz
09-20-2012, 10:49 AM
...and from that point on, Mnju would nurse this alien baby until it was ready to survive on its own. So, after a few years and a lot of expensive nipple transplants, mnju...

ChesterDaJoeyMolester
09-20-2012, 07:41 PM
Decided to finally get that nose job but when they were about to give him the sleepy gas...

(CCC)- The Pope
09-20-2012, 07:43 PM
He realized he was in a chamber...

OffensivelyNamedGuy
09-20-2012, 07:48 PM
.. Maid's ..

badvoc0
09-21-2012, 12:57 AM
bedroom...

Jian Carlo
09-21-2012, 02:19 AM
Quickly he dressed in his French maids outfit but realised he had a ladder in his stockings. Climbing the ladder he reached the ........

Ghost818
09-21-2012, 02:24 AM
room where Jian Carlo writes his poems, he read out loud "...

Jian Carlo
09-21-2012, 02:46 AM
There was a guy called Ghost,
Who at parties was a wonderful host,
While drinking a gin,
He could make people grin,
By being able to fart the most.

Meanwhile back on the street ...

G Wiz
09-21-2012, 10:59 AM
...tramp stamp was seen plotting an attack on mxz, white frog, itzkakarot and nicholost. IT was to be a battle of the...

Joaquim Jose
09-21-2012, 11:03 AM
...CC MVPs...

Ghost818
09-21-2012, 05:48 PM
Ghost seeing his old friends in peril grabs his minions Snoopy (Joey), Dr. Wiz (G Wiz), Sgt. Rock (CounterSniper), Jester (Fig) to aid Nose Picker (Nicholost) and or break it up.

Joaquim Jose
09-21-2012, 05:53 PM
...they succeed as they save Nose Picker. Meanwhile TS...

Ghost818
09-21-2012, 06:09 PM
Was banging an economics textbook on some forum trolls head and...

Joaquim Jose
09-21-2012, 06:14 PM
...bashed his brains in...

Jian Carlo
09-21-2012, 08:15 PM
which was strange as i never knew they had brains. Counter Sniper had set up his rifle on top of the Palm Hotel, his target was 3,576 miles 375 yards 2 feet and 7 inches away and he had only one shot. Wind speed from the left, 12 mph, humidity was good, he had a McD's big breakfast with 2 hash browns 3 hours earlier ....... His target emerged from the sports bar, .......... CS's breathing was regular, .........he took aim ....... squeezed the trigger ....... .......... and ....... Something incredible happened ....

Joaquim Jose
09-21-2012, 08:17 PM
...boom! headshot!...

G Wiz
09-21-2012, 08:26 PM
...boom! headshot!......read the confetti laced sign. "Darnit, I brought the wrong rifle", said CS. Thats when chris hansen popped out of the bushes and said...

Ghost818
09-21-2012, 08:35 PM
Say hello to my little....

Jian Carlo
09-21-2012, 09:19 PM
golden magnum. CS all in one movement leaped over the edge of the par apet wall and grabbed the rope he had earlier put in place. Parasailing down the hotel facade he suddenly realised .....

Jian Carlo
09-22-2012, 10:24 PM
He hadn't tied the the rope to the handrail. As he plummeted to earth he thought "Well this is certainly better than reading about gang bull sh/t on the forum".

Ghost818
09-22-2012, 10:38 PM
But luckily Ghost had Gaming Will and his superman avatar on speed dial...

G Wiz
09-22-2012, 10:42 PM
...So just as I hung up the phone, up in the sky! It's a...

TonySpaghetti
09-22-2012, 10:47 PM
Flock of seagulls!!!!

TruthHurts
09-22-2012, 11:20 PM
With steel razor beaks and laser shooting eyes...

mnju_03
09-23-2012, 12:01 AM
I was broken out of the chambers and saved my baby from death by torture from the KGB!

Jian Carlo
09-23-2012, 12:36 AM
Burn broke into tears with the thought of Mnju saving the alien baby and also CK sending him a bunch of flowers with the message, "We all love you Burn, CK Gang". Upon reading this he decided to .....


I was broken out of the chambers and saved my baby from death by torture from the KGB!

Is this your honeymoon lol

Ghost818
09-23-2012, 01:06 AM
Shoot Ghost in the foot just for joining the Indians! However right before he pulled the trigger....