There has been a sore lack of member drama on the forums as of late. In light of ongoing peace, I am hereby changing my in-game name to "ZC Leader" and posting embarrassing facts about "myself" onto members' walls. It is my hope that ZC takes this as hostile action and declares war.
In addition, I would like to propose declaring war on both the forum moderators and, if they do not join our ranks, the community moderators. Dippy shall be our flag, rather than our leader, since he will not run for election, nor will he serve if elected.
Remember this day.