~ Interesting Stuff ~

[Hondo]

A guy I work with was riding his Harley down the interstate when a drunk hit him from behind. He flew over the truck, nearly landing in the bed, and landed in the middle of the highway. No one ran over him and he walked away battered and bruised. No broken bones. Unbelievable.

A few months later he was riding his Harley home and when he stopped to pick up his mail, he broke his ankle.

Now you can't tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.

[overkill 280]

I've been in a high speed rear end collision, as well as a head on collision going 90-110km/hr, all in the matter of 3 years! Both of which weren't my fault. And suffered 2 brain injuries amongst many other injuries!

[Xjarhead]

I dated the daughter of a hugely famous pop star!

Okay there is only one hugely famous pop star from Ireland... Assuming you weren't raised abroad. Lol

[Xjarhead]

My first tape i asked my parents was shout at the devil by Motley crue. My dad thought it was 4 girls on the cover.

Lol yea that's what I was told about them also when I asked who that was..only to discover Metallica and the Crüe a few years later...oh by the way I'm embarrassed to say my first cassette was Bon Jovi slippery when wet
Oh @ speed ump I had the 8 track. Wore out Elvis and for some reason Eddie Rabbit. Go figure huh

Wait wait remember ka chunk every time you change the song. Lol I'm getting old

[Matt Thornton]

I dated the daughter of a hugely famous pop star!

i dated the prime minister of irelands niece.
i think her name was clare O'hearn ?
it was a few years ago, when in was on extended leave from my life.

[Dry]

I dated my wife and now I regret it

[Hassleham]

I once took part in a game called bollock-naked in a phone box, very interesting game with only 2 rules.

Hahahaha first one i read, lolled!

[Mcdoc]

I dated my wife and now I regret it

That's the story of my life & I'm heading out the door at this very moment for our 20th anniversary dinner

[Mcdoc]

Was it a dream?Stay thirsty, my friend.-------------------------------------------------• 1) I live vicariously through myself.• 2) I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.• 3) My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.• 4) When it is raining, it is because I am thinking of something sad.• 5) My shirts never wrinkle.• 6) I am left-handed and right-handed.• 7) If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.• 8) The CIA often questions me just because they find me interesting.• 9) My sweat smells like cologne.• 10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after me.• 11) My hands feel like rich brown, Corinthian leather.• 12) Cuba imports cigars from me.• 13) Mosquitoes refuse to bite me, purely out of respect.• 14) In museums, I am allowed to touch the art.• 15) My business card simply says “I’ll call you.”• 16) I had won three lifetime achievement awards, by the age of seven.• 17) If I were to punch you in the face, you would beg me to do it again.• 18) I bowl overhanded.• 19) I am fluent in all languages, including three that he only I can speak.• 20) I tip an astonishing 500%.• 21) Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.• 22) Panhandlers give me money.• 23) I divorced my wife because she misspelled a word.• 24) I require no passport.• 25) When my chauffeur drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.• 26) A certain gaming company recruited me to play their game, and pay me a very hefty monthly retainer to continue playing.

Ok - so I'm gonna guess you're Chuck Norris?

[Poopenshire]

Cool Chuck lives The next town over from me. I would really like to meet hin.

[Kudu22]

I have had my arm broke that the bone tore through the skin and I walked home and waited for someone to come home. Passed out a few times getting there.

Had my wind pipe crushed by a drunk when I was 10. Never saw him again went I finally was able to point him out to my dad. I still don't ask about it.

Been shot at more times than I care for (never hit). One is enough for anyone and past that you get funny about it and thank god the morons never were able to reload.

Stabbed twice. They didn't pay me enough for that job and I call BS on chicks dig scars. At least if you are going to stick someone has the damn decency to have a sharp non serrated blade. It won't have that 3rd world country surgery look.

Got gangrene in a surf accident in Mexico. Almost lost my leg from the knee down...love 28 gauge needles and antibiotics in the ass. When they tell you it will hurt...don't play it off as a joke.

Was paralyzed for 12 days in a surf accident in CA. No more 15 ft waves for me at low tide. Had speech therapy for 3 months just to say colors again. I stuttered like no tomorrow after that one.

[Xela]

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I downloaded this game called Modern War.
I started to build a fake army, and this guy said, "Pssst, come here kid."
I said, "What, mister?"
He said, "Wanna buy some gold?"
I said, "Real gold, mister?"
He said, "Yeah, kid, real gold. Is that your dad's credit card?"
I said, "I think so, mister."
He said, "Hand it to me, kid."
I said, "Should I, mister?"
He said, "Yeah, its okay, kid."
So, I gave it to him and he sold me these vaults of gold.
But, I didn't see nothing but some numbers in my game.
I said, "Hey, mister, where's my gold?"
He said, "Sonny, its right up there, with your boosts."
I said, "What boosts, mister?"
He says, "Why them invisible boosts, kid. Is you slow or something, kid? This is special gold, more valuable than real gold, its invisible gold."
I said, "WOW, mister, that's really cool! And, yeah, mister I ain't never been too smart. Why even pa done tells me I is slow."
He says, "Yeah kid, now go away."
I ain't never seed that dude never again.
I still ain't seed them boosts either, not that invisible gold.
And that game, it don't be work so good no more, neither.
Yeah, that was kinda interesting, right?

I've met that dude too.... and yeah never, ever seen him again!

[Ericinico]

What do girlfriends and Gree have in common?

-they both consider me as replacible
-they both use me for money
-I get nothing back from them

[overkill 280]

Had 8 spinal taps all at once, and couldn't stand straight from them for days!
Shattered my right forearm, and couldn't straighten arm for over a year.
Left middle finger was almost completely severed, just was hangin on by a 1/4" piece of skin.
Been hospitalized 5 weeks between 2 mva's.

[Selfproclaimed]

I got stabbed in the ankle once. It was more like the guy threw it and and his crappy aim hit me in the ankle. I didnt think the blade side hit me, just felt like it hit my ankle. Wasn't till later when I noticed my sock was soaked in blood that I realized,lol