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    Bringing back the jokes thread

    Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
    Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

    *****6 months later

    Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
    Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'

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    MV isn't a troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip99 View Post
    Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
    Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

    *****6 months later

    Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
    Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'
    Congraulations on the worst joke of the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by I love tacos View Post
    Congraulations on the worst joke of the year
    C'mon man, it wasn't that bad........ok I'll try again

    Mr Burns: well young man, you are totally unqualified to work in my power plant, but I'm giving you the job because I have a soft spot for army veterans
    Homer: what are you talking about, I wasn't in the army
    Burns: well what was all that stuff about leading men into battle and coordinating battle plans
    Homer: I was leader of a crime city syndicate
    Burns:**facepalm
    Homer: Doh

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    lololololololol
    Quote Originally Posted by Molly's Voice View Post
    Gay syndicate you say? Been there, done that. 2013 called, it wants the Molly Maguires back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip99 View Post
    Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
    Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

    *****6 months later

    Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
    Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'
    fantastic joke! and so true!

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    Sweet, thanks guys, glad you like them. Since I have fans, I will do another.

    Why did mrs. Franklin drop off her son at gree......she was used to giving them all her Benjamins.

    Hint for international viewers: Ben Franklin is a famous american (on 100 dollar bill)
    Last edited by Phillip99; 01-11-2014 at 04:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip99 View Post
    Sweet, thanks guys, glad you like them. Since I have fans, I will do another.

    Why did mrs. Franklin drop off her son at gree......she was used to giving them all her Benjamins.

    Hint for international viewers: Ben Franklin is a famous american
    Don't believe them. They are just trying to be nice, and not hurt your feelings...... Buy a vault, invest it in crates, and become super-powerful.

    See- That was funnier than any of your jokes.

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    That's 2 for and 2 against my jokes, anyone else?

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    Or how about this one: CJ54 and A&F actually care about the opinion of game-players.

    Now THAT'S a joke! I actually almost fell out of my chair, and hurt myself laughing about that one!

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    I've seen Molly but never a Molley on the forum?

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    You are going to get in trouble for creating an unconsructuve thread.....
    One shot, one kill, ready to die, but never will!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luv4UR Mom View Post
    Or how about this one: CJ54 and A&F actually care about the opinion of game-players.

    Now THAT'S a joke! I actually almost fell out of my chair, and hurt myself laughing about that one!
    I don't agree, CJ54 has been informing us a lot lately. Kudos to you CJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Molly's Voice View Post
    Now you've seen a Molly on the forum brah.
    Nope, still haven't seen a Molley yet.

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