"The dark knights" top 25, 50 and 50 are recruiting

[marko101]

Looking for very strong people lower level players. Need to be active in wars. Please pm me your stats and points in wars.
Not even "the forum knights" top guild are a scratch on us!!!

[Rastlin]

That is "one battle". Tey have 8,109,287 total points there. They SMOKED you!!

[marko101]

That is "one battle". Tey have 8,109,287 total points there. They SMOKED you!!

Trolls here already!

[Me&You]

Thanks, Mark, for so aptly demonstrating your lack of understanding of guild wars and showing potential recruits why you are not ranked higher.

I try to post helpful posts, which this one is for others, but you brought this embarrassment on yourself. I suggest you delete it before more people read it.

[Rastlin]

Troll? ROFL!!!
How about making a truthful and helpful thread?
What are your Guilds Boosts?
What are your donation requirements?
Do you require Gem use?
What do you consider very strong lower level players?
What points per war are you looking for since you asked people to tell you?

How about telling telling people you did well in the wars and came in 41st place? There I actually added the most usful info in this thread.

[bgood]

you had me rollin Raistlin. Probably wasn't the best screenshot to show when it shows us 4x their total score

[sidlives]

you had me rollin Raistlin. Probably wasn't the best screenshot to show when it shows us 4x their total score

And we must have had you crying when you faced us. How many gems did you guys have to blow just to score that many points off of us? What was your average points per hit? I can tell you that I personally scored an average of 300 points per hit on your guild. I played this round free as did the vast majority of our guild players. How many in your guild can say that? In fact what is your REQUIRED gem spending requirement per Battle? We in TDK guild don't have one. We mainly prize communication and activity.

[Atlas1234]

Thanks, Mark, for so aptly demonstrating your lack of understanding of guild wars and showing potential recruits why you are not ranked higher.

I try to post helpful posts, which this one is for others, but you brought this embarrassment on yourself. I suggest you delete it before more people read it.

Chill out, Just a bit of banter, no need to get all high and mighty, have a bit of sense of humour and enjoy the fact we all did well ^^
Congratulations to yourselfs to do well in the war and to us to do well in this battle

a dark nite zzzzzz

[tcapi]

Feel honored to be regarded as top guild and to be used as a bench mark here. Thank you marko.

I think this could turn out to be a good recruitment thread for us too. If you decide to look us up, please mention you have seen this thread. I am not going to hijack the thread and put in our contact information, if you are serious, you know where to find us. Again, thank you, marko.

Last, "Forum Knights (FK)" and "Forum Knight Guild (FKG)" are not the same. FK members fight under different flags during guild events, some of us fight under FUN, RK, MoC, ~RK~ and few other top guilds. People fight under FKGs are bunch of nuts having great fun for the past three guild events; I know, I had been in every one of them.

And Mooooooo to you too.

[Me&You]

And we must have had you crying when you faced us. How many gems did you guys have to blow just to score that many points off of us? What was your average points per hit? I can tell you that I personally scored an average of 300 points per hit on your guild. I played this round free as did the vast majority of our guild players. How many in your guild can say that? In fact what is your REQUIRED gem spending requirement per Battle? We in TDK guild don't have one. We mainly prize communication and activity.

You had to go there. OK...

The exact words of our battle leader for that battle were: "Don't waste gems on this match"
We scored those points trying to hit you as few times as possible to make sure we all had full energy for the start of the next battle immediately after this. A few who were tied up the next hour were the only ones hitting. Ask Lestatciez how they felt ten minutes after we fought you.

Again, you understand no better than Marko. We are a family, and chat incessantly, 24 hours a day, every day since the guilds were formed. We have no gem requirement. We have completely free players and every variation of gem players.

Again, you don't understand guild wars. CP are level based. You are all low level. You are useless to us as an opponent. We score way more points against level 200 players. We'd rather battle anyone but LLP's. I will spare you the invective expressed in Kakao, but yes, we hated being matched against you. We play smart, so we held back and watched our rivals gain ground on us while we languished in our little personal pointless hell for an hour, hoping for a better match next hour. Most of us regen'd a hit every 16 minutes this war. Question: How many points did you get for winning the match? Some kind of bonus? A treat? Nothing. Wins do not matter. Points. Total. See above.

It's hard not to come across as arrogant when faced with an entrenched and belligerent lack of understanding, so I apologize to the rest of you for having to read it all. If any of this sparked further questions for your own guild's strategy, PM me and I'd be happy to give some pointers or direct you to those who truly understand this stuff much better than I do. We are the Forum Knights, and the occasional outbursts are because we care about the people here and get upset when someone misleads or mistreats them. We're still playing because of the people.

[Atlas1234]

You had to go there. OK...

The exact words of our battle leader for that battle were: "Don't waste gems on this match"
We scored those points trying to hit you as few times as possible to make sure we all had full energy for the start of the next battle immediately after this. A few who were tied up the next hour were the only ones hitting. Ask Lestatciez how they felt ten minutes after we fought you.

Again, you understand no better than Marko. We are a family, and chat incessantly, 24 hours a day, every day since the guilds were formed. We have no gem requirement. We have completely free players and every variation of gem players.

Again, you don't understand guild wars. CP are level based. You are all low level. You are useless to us as an opponent. We score way more points against level 200 players. We'd rather battle anyone but LLP's. I will spare you the invective expressed in Kakao, but yes, we hated being matched against you. We play smart, so we held back and watched our rivals gain ground on us while we languished in our little personal pointless hell for an hour, hoping for a better match next hour. Most of us regen'd a hit every 16 minutes this war. Question: How many points did you get for winning the match? Some kind of bonus? A treat? Nothing. Wins do not matter. Points. Total. See above.

It's hard not to come across as arrogant when faced with an entrenched and belligerent lack of understanding, so I apologize to the rest of you for having to read it all. If any of this sparked further questions for your own guild's strategy, PM me and I'd be happy to give some pointers or direct you to those who truly understand this stuff much better than I do. We are the Forum Knights, and the occasional outbursts are because we care about the people here and get upset when someone misleads or mistreats them. We're still playing because of the people.

I am feeling touched by an outer being of wisdom and tooth pain.... Somewhere over the rainbow... Maybe a lack of understanding is not knowing how to enjoy a game and get all fuzzed up? Seen the movie? Even he got into the spirit of things lol ^^

Edit: Omg I lost all my lack of cool here... I meant hot fuzz movie lol need to watch it again ^^

[zuul]

You had to go there. OK...

The exact words of our battle leader for that battle were: "Don't waste gems on this match"
We scored those points trying to hit you as few times as possible to make sure we all had full energy for the start of the next battle immediately after this. A few who were tied up the next hour were the only ones hitting. Ask Lestatciez how they felt ten minutes after we fought you.

Again, you understand no better than Marko. We are a family, and chat incessantly, 24 hours a day, every day since the guilds were formed. We have no gem requirement. We have completely free players and every variation of gem players.

Again, you don't understand guild wars. CP are level based. You are all low level. You are useless to us as an opponent. We score way more points against level 200 players. We'd rather battle anyone but LLP's. I will spare you the invective expressed in Kakao, but yes, we hated being matched against you. We play smart, so we held back and watched our rivals gain ground on us while we languished in our little personal pointless hell for an hour, hoping for a better match next hour. Most of us regen'd a hit every 16 minutes this war. Question: How many points did you get for winning the match? Some kind of bonus? A treat? Nothing. Wins do not matter. Points. Total. See above.

It's hard not to come across as arrogant when faced with an entrenched and belligerent lack of understanding, so I apologize to the rest of you for having to read it all. If any of this sparked further questions for your own guild's strategy, PM me and I'd be happy to give some pointers or direct you to those who truly understand this stuff much better than I do. We are the Forum Knights, and the occasional outbursts are because we care about the people here and get upset when someone misleads or mistreats them. We're still playing because of the people.

You act as if there is some magical strategy to this game. There's no 'secret'; you pay more you get more points. Our recruitment thread is aimed toward people who want to earn a high standing without having to pay for it. We used a screen shot of your guild because it's obvious that you guys spend hundreds and quite possibly thousands of dollars amongst all of you to earn your standings while we were able to out-score you on an even playing field. In the past 3 wars we've lost maybe 5 battles altogether.

Our guild leader made it clear when we joined that there are no requirements to spend gems, that we will easily be a top 50 or even top 25 if the prize is good enough. I'm personally glad to have found a goofy bunch of friends through this iPhone game. I'm even happier that I don't have to pay to enjoy their company. Ask yourself how much longer your guild would keep you around if you never spent a dime trying to race hacker guilds for a top 10 spot simply for bragging rights and much less a 10k stat boost over your competition. And this goes for anyone out there stressing to make the cut in their respective guilds. As a free player I work hard to earn my stats, put in time for my iph, and pull my weight to help my guild out. If you're out there and you're like me, we'd love to have you with us!

Zuul of The Dark Knights
Level 79
325k attack
305k defense
25k IPH

[DragCro]

You act as if there is some magical strategy to this game. There's no 'secret'; you pay more you get more points. Our recruitment thread is aimed toward people who want to earn a high standing without having to pay for it. We used a screen shot of your guild because it's obvious that you guys spend hundreds and quite possibly thousands of dollars amongst all of you to earn your standings while we were able to out-score you on an even playing field. In the past 3 wars we've lost maybe 5 battles altogether.

Our guild leader made it clear when we joined that there are no requirements to spend gems, that we will easily be a top 50 or even top 25 if the prize is good enough. I'm personally glad to have found a goofy bunch of friends through this iPhone game. I'm even happier that I don't have to pay to enjoy their company. Ask yourself how much longer your guild would keep you around if you never spent a dime trying to race hacker guilds for a top 10 spot simply for bragging rights and much less a 10k stat boost over your competition. And this goes for anyone out there stressing to make the cut in their respective guilds. As a free player I work hard to earn my stats, put in time for my iph, and pull my weight to help my guild out. If you're out there and you're like me, we'd love to have you with us!

Zuul of The Dark Knights
Level 79
325k attack
305k defense
25k IPH

It was funny to read the thread,i laughed..Any advertisment is better than no advertisment,i understand that..
But it is stupid you to guess what our strategy was
,we know what we are doing,and we have in guild free and gem members,no obligation to spend on events for our members.
You did wrong to recruit on this way.I dont have anything against you or your guiod.
I understand that you need members,we all do even top 1 or 2 guilds but nobody is telling to them i'm better than you,look i whon a battle..Be proud on other things,not on things as braging,we are not kids,braging is for kids.. Enjoy your game and your guild

[Atlas1234]

It was funny to read the thread,i laughed..Any advertisment is better than no advertisment,i understand that..
But it is stupid you to guess what our strategy was
,we know what we are doing,and we have in guild free and gem members,no obligation to spend on events for our members.
You did wrong to recruit on this way.I dont have anything against you or your guiod.
I understand that you need members,we all do even top 1 or 2 guilds but nobody is telling to them i'm better than you,look i whon a battle..Be proud on other things,not on things as braging,we are not kids,braging is for kids.. Enjoy your game and your guild

Dear Mr. Sir,
Please note that us, (you, me, whomever),"grown up people" (I am suposed to be in that category but please, do not give me much credit, as am I sure u wont) do enjoy our childish moments, hence we play KA or other games for entertainment. Of course one could think that you infer that being a "kid" is something negative, or "so so" to say the least? (one could guess due to an erroneous assumption that being a kid means being immature and that immaturity can be reflected throught a need of "being" or "proving oneself" i.e. via "bragging".

Also my guess is in your guild you may also have members that may be qualified as kids (please note there is no judgement implied there...) and I am sure there are plenty of people of all ages having fun in this game. Therefore "we are not kids" is a generality that, without being allseing, is maybe missleading?...To say the least...

May I also point out that it is maybe not the best approach to imply that what you is stupid, yes, yes you did pass-on that message, why do I say that you may ask? Thats a very good question.

Well... you say that the guess of Zuul is stupid because (and I quote) "But it is stupid you to guess what our strategy was" (yes i did not use forum quotes, couldnt bothered, tough...) and a few lines after you said: "You did wrong to recruit on this way"... Should people therefore infer that you are calling your own statement a stupid guess? , Most confusing... But then I am probably too immature to understand the complexities of the matures minds of some individuals... (oh blimey... I am going to be gutted alive...).

OH YES! The braging stuff... yes that was funny... Coz the threads on whos got Manor 10, dragon Den with Duncan Bannatyne, highest IPH, lowest stats of indestructible units on top 45, stats, top event units etc etc etc are not braging? That this game is not about having that little extra edge and compare a bit with your fellow KA player?... I never brag... Coz I know zere iz no vetter than MOI... At home... when all have left... and the cat goes for a walk ^^ lol

So maybe we could all assume that maybe someones pride was a weeeee little bit bruised for losing that battle? And it being pointed out (yes yes we know you could have poured hell on earth on us to win but couldnt be bothered... I feel for you... we all do... and yes yes we know we are a bunch of kids bragging and saying stupid things... Which of course entirely qualifies to my post heh heh heh... Theres me hoping that if i flame myself people wont even bother...

It is just a game, cheer-up, smile, live life, have fun... I am sure next battle you will not let us slide

Akira

"May you live in interesting times"

PS: I am really impressed, dear reader, you got here. Now please take this as what it is, a light hearted way to continue the madness of this post, and not some bait to go all psycho monkey on me ^^,
But please note that we like to enjoy ourselves, target ambitious rankings in war, fool around, holds hands and trot around in a field of dafodils... Maybe that was too much... Wheres my medication...

[DragCro]

Dear Mr. Sir,
Please note that us, (you, me, whomever),"grown up people" (I am suposed to be in that category but please, do not give me much credit, as am I sure u wont) do enjoy our childish moments, hence we play KA or other games for entertainment. Of course one could think that you infer that being a "kid" is something negative, or "so so" to say the least? (one could guess due to an erroneous assumption that being a kid means being immature and that immaturity can be reflected throught a need of "being" or "proving oneself" i.e. via "bragging".

Also my guess is in your guild you may also have members that may be qualified as kids (please note there is no judgement implied there...) and I am sure there are plenty of people of all ages having fun in this game. Therefore "we are not kids" is a generality that, without being allseing, is maybe missleading?...To say the least...

May I also point out that it is maybe not the best approach to imply that what you is stupid, yes, yes you did pass-on that message, why do I say that you may ask? Thats a very good question.

Well... you say that the guess of Zuul is stupid because (and I quote) "But it is stupid you to guess what our strategy was" (yes i did not use forum quotes, couldnt bothered, tough...) and a few lines after you said: "You did wrong to recruit on this way"... Should people therefore infer that you are calling your own statement a stupid guess? , Most confusing... But then I am probably too immature to understand the complexities of the matures minds of some individuals... (oh blimey... I am going to be gutted alive...).

OH YES! The braging stuff... yes that was funny... Coz the threads on whos got Manor 10, dragon Den with Duncan Bannatyne, highest IPH, lowest stats of indestructible units on top 45, stats, top event units etc etc etc are not braging? That this game is not about having that little extra edge and compare a bit with your fellow KA player?... I never brag... Coz I know zere iz no vetter than MOI... At home... when all have left... and the cat goes for a walk ^^ lol

So maybe we could all assume that maybe someones pride was a weeeee little bit bruised for losing that battle? And it being pointed out (yes yes we know you could have poured hell on earth on us to win but couldnt be bothered... I feel for you... we all do... and yes yes we know we are a bunch of kids bragging and saying stupid things... Which of course entirely qualifies to my post heh heh heh... Theres me hoping that if i flame myself people wont even bother...

It is just a game, cheer-up, smile, live life, have fun... I am sure next battle you will not let us slide

Akira

"May you live in interesting times"

PS: I am really impressed, dear reader, you got here. Now please take this as what it is, a light hearted way to continue the madness of this post, and not some bait to go all psycho monkey on me ^^,
But please note that we like to enjoy ourselves, target ambitious rankings in war, fool around, holds hands and trot around in a field of dafodils... Maybe that was too much... Wheres my medication...

you miss the point what i meant to say,lol..
Enjoy your game..good day to you