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Welcome to The Thread!!
1 thing I really hate.
1. Stealing tonyspaghettti's sig idea.
I will bring the needle
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That bored
Just spit my wine all over my iPad... NiceOriginally Posted by Euchred
That bored
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Ok so what is this thread about?
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wow so this is it. feels good to be here
Gadzooks man!
How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.*
The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.*
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.*
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.*
"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" queried the officer.
The monkey motioned with his fingers...
"Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes," nodded the monkey.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?"
"Yes," the Monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
Omg, that made my day, thank you XD
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lol... nice joke
A addition on Euchred. We are serious.
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