"The mnju_03 marathon thread"

[jobadass]

Never had the pleasure of dating an italian woman. You know any?

Dated a german woman, she was "all natural". Her legs were hairier than mine. LOL. Very affectionate.

was her name Hans?

[jobadass]

Not calling baby Joaquim out, but don't play little cute and innocent.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthre...sk-me-anything

[joaquim]

All of a sudden you take on the 'Santa" persona? What gives Joaquim?

If you don't want to hear anymore stories about my friends I'll stop. Sorry about that detail.

[joaquim]

Not calling baby Joaquim out, but don't play little cute and innocent.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthre...sk-me-anything

I remember that thread. Those were some whacked up questions.

[joaquim]

Good Lord, Joaquim! How old are you exactly??

A teenager. Not giving my actual age because I don't discuss that stuff on the internet.

[jobadass]

^^^

If you don't want to hear anymore stories about my friends I'll stop. Sorry about that detail.

^^^ sum***** is drunk!

[Dillinja]

Lol, Joa quim....sorry someone had to do it

[Boom]

Im a goofy goober

[enahs1]

It's actually the 5th

[Nudie]

It's actually the 5th

Depends on which part of the planet you are at.

[Kiss Of Death]

Chels babe, you're 100% female. <drools> I'm just not too sure about myself. LOL. (All real men have a womanly side)

Beer is fine but I prefer to get to the alcohol quicker without having to deal with all that extra volume.

Not so sure all real men have a womanly side... go meet some Aussie redneck, drunken, racist 'blokes' and your theory dies...

OK scanning discussions in thread.... whoa thats jumping!

Thanks for the hello Chesty, I wondered because of the name... thought a boy might be getting jollies so sorry if I have misjudged... My avatar caused many to not believe it was me until I made them send me friend invites to look at my photo album... I can't believe how upset it made me feel to have everyone talking about me as 'him' or 'he'

My buddies in MW have all gone a bit quiet lately so I'll check this thread daily (late nightly actually). I have a full time hard job and 4 children (home hubby waits for me) I'm not so good at bonding so maybe there's a bit of man in all woman? Joke and a bad one too.

DON'T DRINK TOO YOUNG! it might impress your idiot young friends but it's not so attractive to nice girls.

I'll lie about my age if asked and say 21 or at least only indicate early to mid 30's lol.

This thread moves fast! there used to be a couple of threads in MW like this but every ones busy... I'm going to have to take some time to read through it all each day.

[Kiss Of Death]

There are a lot of hairy women out there.

They just shave their legs and arms, laser their pits, wax their strips, trim their unibrows...

Perhaps some men should take some care about their bodies too! they instead... grow their beer gut, pump iron to have huge chests on chicken legs, don't wash properly... now I like some hair on a guy otherwise their a kid... and that's not a turn on at least for me...

and wax their strips? they aren't strips to start with, clearly you are a boy.

[Nudie]

OK. I'm not so good at biology but I remember DNA and that chromosome stuff.
Men are XY and women are XX
The Y part in men must be for the pointy bits
That means the X part is the same as the women's XX parts
SO it follows that all men are partly women - biologically speaking. Ahem.

[Nudie]

Perhaps some men should take some care about their bodies too! they instead... grow their beer gut, pump iron to have huge chests on chicken legs, don't wash properly... now I like some hair on a guy otherwise their a kid... and that's not a turn on at least for me...

and wax their strips? they aren't strips to start with, clearly you are a boy.

Did you just call me a boy? I love you.

[joaquim]

It's actually the 5th

The Independence Day of Venezuela. Maybe I'll get to use those fireworks I didnt' use yesterday since it was raining.