With the passing of the game to deca, there will be no more gree jokes. That being said, it's the start of a new era.
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No, but they're sort of clever and not bad for a non-commedian
With the passing of the game to deca, there will be no more gree jokes. That being said, it's the start of a new era.
Q: what does gree have in common with deca?
A: greed and decadence.
How long does it take to log on to crime city?
A DECAde
Decrease
Everyone's
Crime City
Amusement
CEO of deca: hey you've been doing a great job around here why don't you take the rest of the day off, take some time in the city and run around.
Employee: ok boss
The next day: CEO: what have you done?
Employee: Oh I thought you said buy Crime City and run it into the ground.
CEO of gree: we are gonna own crime city for the next ten years, I can smell the fame, hell yeah.
Employee: ok boss
The next day: CEO: what have you done?
Employee: oh, I thought you said, sell the game to deca.
Q: how are the silent assassins like the golden state warriors?
A: they're not, they're just lucky that fight club broke up.
Gree: how's the game doing?
Employee: noobs are tapping sir!
Gree: good good.
Deca: how's the game doing?
Employee: noobs are still tapping!!
Deca: yayyyy! bonus for everyone. keep them noobs buying pixels and tapping for pixels!
Thanks for participating tzora, that's the spirit
Fool: what a great marriage between gree and deca
Wise man: I Decagree
General: how are we going to win this war?
Soldier( also a crime city player): tap real fast?
General: no you idiot, with guns
Q: how do you succeed at Crime City?
A: smarts, strategy and teamwork?
A: no, by buying gold, what's the matter with you?