All of our problems are solved! </s> or at least they are solved according to the status on my support ticket. The meat of the response was "Please be assured that our engineers are working on this matter regarding stats appear to be lower on Android devices than on iOS devices issue and we are hopeful that we will have a solution soon. Once we have a solution, we will let you know."
I don't think I'll be holding my breath on this ever getting fixed.