I saw this picture in my head a lot reading through this thread and I can't for the life of me put my finger on why that is.
Weird huh?
Ok, this has gone on long enough.
Stop feeding the troll, everyone. Epic setup though, credit for that. Now take a hike, Mr. Troll.
Back in the day I heard the then ancient story of
my Grandfather and his dog Snowball whom he used to keep in the pocket of his overcoat. Apparently one day during the Winter of '32 Snowball devoured a pack of cookies (biscuits to you Brendan) he had stupidly placed in the same pocket as Snowball.
I understand Snowball never ate a cookie again, and showed a deep respect for them the rest of her life, and it was all accomplished with cookies she scarfed up there in the Philadelphia snow.
IMHO ... Jess needs to have a similar understanding.
"When the going gets weird
The Weird turn pro."
-- Hunter S Thompson, True American
Why did Snowball never eat a cookie again?