If Gree was an airline ......fill in the blank

[whitefire]

..we'd all be dead. period.

[Speed ump]

You pay to crash and burn.

[Maverick0073]

The company would never get off the ground....get it

[David Steelman]

24, there would be a glitch with my ticket n no way to reach customer support before the take off.

[DILL3NGER]

They'd be lost in the Indian Ocean somewhere.

[CJ54]

1. Pay toilets
2. Paid Oxygen
3. Pay to use the top bin and space under your seat
4. Pay TV unless you watch 2 hours of sponsored videos
5. Free first class upgrades for those who have spent over 100k on a Gree game
6. Pay for all luggage $1+/ pound
7. If you weigh over 100lbs $1/pound
8. Locked window shades unless you pay
9. Seat cushions extra
10. Arm rest extra
11. Seat belt extra
12. Pay to use light over your seat
13. Free internet to play Gree provided you spend at least $100/flight
14. Flight attendants pass around the hat before flight
15. Entry fee
16. Exit fee
17. No bringing food on, pay inflated prices for Gree "approved" snacks

Have you been on an airline recently? Some of these are either already happening or are pretty darn close to.

[Mcm2013]

if gree was an airline......id land them in the ocean

[Bobar]

they would find new places and land in "Zamia"

ground staff would not talk with the flight crew, pilots not talking with cabin crew. so stewardess would welcome us on the flight to New York, Pilot would welcome us on the flight to Hongkong.

every now and then ground control would think the plane is hijacked as they have no connection to server - ehm no radio connection with the plane

[Gerard Figallo]

25) you would have too give the airline your luggage in exchange for less luggage than before (if this makes no sense than neither does Full Assault)

[reesiepuff]

26) Flight 370 deja vu

[Mcm2013]

i accidentally bought a ticket to the wrong place and i leave tomorrow....................we are sorry to hear this we will get back to you as soon as we can......................2-6 weeks later sorry we can now change the destination

[FromAfar]

more the just side of mountains would be littered with wreckage.

malaysia air would be considered a huge step up.

[Mcdoc]

27) Thier Passenger. Planes full of Infanry soldiers would crash into Cargo Ships carrying Tanks!

[WBS]

28) It would crash on the Canadian/USA border and they wouldn't know where to bury the survivors

[Dragon11216]

Flights would never take off. They can't figure out a calendar!