Not as funny as Letterman but I don't care...
10) Our guild met it's goal of a top 150 finish
9) Scoring 85,900 points without using a single gem
8) 100% effort from our hard working team
7) We didn't draw a single top 10 team
6) We didn't draw a single splinter group
5) Two very good friends and teammates found each other, fell in love, and retired from the game.
4) Despite our 14-22 war record all of our matches were fun entertaining and both sides had targets.
3) We figured out an improved battle strategy that will make us better next war.
2) Gree did not mess with the matching algorithm half way through the war.
1) We figured out the recipe to Gree's special sauce and you don't want to know what it is.