Top 150................Reasons to Join The Deadites.

[Mackie Messer]

#102 All of our members are named Alex in order to confuse the scouts during war.

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#101 We're a syndicate on a mission...make it to top 250 and finish all missions without paying a buttload of gold to Gree.

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#100 We'll tell you what was actually in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

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#99 if it was only a three hour tour then why did the Howells bring all their money?

Think about it, then. ..

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#98 you want better prizes. we want better prizes. c'mon already.

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#97 "Roll Over Beethoven" by Chuck Berry...wait, sorry wrong list.

Good song though... Not "Johnny B. Goode" good. ..but still very impressive.

That one kind of went of the rails....just like

#96 Crazy Train. Kidding. We're a fast growing syndicate and you're either with us or against us. Or indifferent towards us. but those are all the options. Unless we're talking about some kind of Schroedingeresque superposition....nm.

[Mackie Messer]

#95 think of the Children! won't someone please think of the children!?
....They need to be stopped. I think their syndicate is one of the top 10.


#94 We have a cool logo


#93 One does not simply not join The Deadites ( I could have memed that up. I didn't. You're welcome)


#92 The thread below this one is a booger eating syndicate...They haven't denied it...think about it.


#91 We no you're serious in your choice of Chuz selection so we now offer new and improved Chuz Light. All the great Chuz flavor half the stats.

[Mackie Messer]

#90 It's what Egon would have wanted. Lets cross some streams, people.

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#89 We know all the best dirty limericks.

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#88 Because we finally have a working plan for world domination but it requires exactly one more sacrifi......volunteer.

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#87 We're some sort of lean mean fighting machine. Which may or may not be a serious medical condition..we're looking into it.

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#86 The sense of community and inclusion with a syndicate you've grown with is usually greater than what you get simply joining a fully established synd that's just in need of a person to top off their ranks. wakka wakka wakka

[Mackie Messer]

#85 Because the voices in your head told you to...

[Mackie Messer]

#84 Because this war...It's personal.