Continue the story with 3 words.

[El Picador]

Make pink sticky...

[Sol Invictus]

bubbles, as indicated

[Jun-fan]

On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink sticky bubbles, as indicated...

...by the emperor.

[Rookeye]

Instead, they just...

[Jun-fan]

...continually expanded until...

[Dianish]

the planets crust

[Rookeye]

Calmly exploded into...

[Sol Invictus]

On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink, sticky bubbles, as indicated by the Emperor.

Instead, they just continually exploded until the planet's crust calmly exploded into smaller, explodier explosions

smaller, explodier explosions

[Rookeye]

Which exploded like...

[Jun-fan]

...an overripe pimple...

[Rookeye]

That had no...

[Dianish]

acidic puss inside

[Rookeye]

(Ewww!)

Meanwhile, in space...

[Dianish]

Waka headhunters were

[Jun-fan]

...putting out fires...