[IOS] The First Watch

[Rookeye]

We've been burning the midnight oil and have opened a few new slots, just in time for Raid...

If you want to join The First Watch, we ask that you:

* be Lvl 80+
* have Line (sorry y'all, it's a requirement now)
* 3 min EB or Epic armors, preferably maxed
* suit up and show up during Wars
* HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! <--this one's non-negotiable

We have no problem training new knights in the finer points of, er, Knightery, but we don't take kindly to cheaters or leeches; if you don't intend to pull your own weight, please don't apply.

As always, we make exceptions for those with bags of personality. Bring it!

[Rookeye]

Pssst...wanna grab a slot?

[Rookeye]

"There can be only ONE Highlander!"

As luck would have it, we only have one slot left too. If you want to survive our ruthless grilling process, show off yer armors, castle, and bits that even Heather wouldn't allow, git yer muck n muscle onto Line and face us! We don't bite (much), and I guarantee you'll have fun.

As always, our standards are ludicrously high unless you've managed to roll a high Charisma score... We ask that you:

* be Lvl 80+
* use Line (I'm rookeye, and you are...?)
* minimum 3 EB or Epic armors (preferably maxed of course!)
* score--lots!--during wars
* HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!

We're hunting the Kurgan throughout time. Come join us, because there can be only ONE ...Knights of the First Watch!

[Rookeye]

Still looking for that certain special someone...do you have oomph? (If not, can you fake it?)

Talk to us...one spot left!

[Rookeye]

The First Watch is back from Vaycay.

Somehow, whilst resting, we still managed to grab #63 (how'd that happen?!). Guess our knights are dedicated even while they're partying! If you're likewise dedicated, give me a shoutout in Line app ("rookeye") for a grueling grilling process, desperately short of barbecue sauce.

Our obscenely high standards still stand (heh!) as follows:

* be Lvl 80+
* use Line
* have minimum 3 EB or Epic armors (preferably maxed)
* war scoring
* HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!

This last bit we really must insist on...

If you find our standards too daunting, come to the interview anyway; if we like you, you're in, simple as that.


P.S. TFW on vacation can be an odd sight if you're unprepared for it:

[Rookeye]

Still looking for one more Cinderella to come to our ball...

[Rookeye]

So...

THE SETTING:
One Ball...requiring Cinderella, Prince Charming, Fairy Godmother, First Watch Guardsmen, etc

THE SITUATION:
Cinderella missing, Prince distraught, glass shoe kept in evidence locker

THE SOLUTION:
Hiring a plucky lass (or two!) to play Cinderella role for the time being, at least till the war is over! Honestly, the Prince is near-sighted; he'll never know...

Do you have what it takes? Can you suit up, show up, and stand with The First Watch, at least until this glass slipper thing blows over? The next war is just around the corner; do we wanna win it? Does Cinderella wanna go to the Ball??

Contact "rookeye" on Line App or via PM on this forum and hit her with your best down-on-your-luck-sweeping-up-ashes-and-suddenly-transmogrified story. Boys and Girls equally welcome; TFW are equal opportunity purveyors of parody and receivers of all kinds of kick-assery! (Hmmm, sounded better in my head, than when I said it. Oh well...)



Midnight approaches, and we've got the slipper. See you at the ball!

[Rookeye]

Thanks to all recent interested parties, but The First Watch is FULL again.

Please post below if you want to be added to our waiting list. Until then, Happy Warring!

[Rookeye]

The First Knights have been busy; several of our troops were turned into Xanticos and went rampaging through our field hospital. Despite magical transmogrifications, we are FULL UP. TFW has a full roster, with a waiting list (1 right now). If your interest in us continues unabated, please post below, so you don't lose your place in line.

If you want to join The First Watch, we ask that you:

* be Lvl 80+
* have Line (required)
* 3 min EB or Epic armors, maxed
* participation during Wars (absolutely required)
* HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! <--this one's non-negotiable

Our ridiculous standards might be waived for knights of unimpeachable honor and unstoppable personality. If you ARE that damn good, let us know!

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EDIT: As of 8/28, TFW annexed Kings & Conquerors, and all major TFW warriors moved to KC. TFW will become a sister Training (and/or Vaycay) Guild, exact relation to be determined. At this time, all recruitment is suspended for at least 1 week.

New Recruitment requirements will be posted in due time (when we fall off Page 1.) I'd make a funny post about it, but then I'd be flouting the rules, twice! Must follow da rulez!

[Rookeye]

I know we said, [Ahnuld Voice] "I'll be back (in a week)" but sometimes saving the world from Cyberdyne (or from ourselves) takes a month. Et voila! Back in the proverbial saddle, with a few slight changes:

Prospective Newbies to The First Watch need to:

* be Lvl 40+
* use Line (required)
* have 3 epics or EBs, preferably maxed
* meet our Sooper Sekrit required minimumz during wars!
* HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR (and be present in Line chat so we can enjoy yours!)

We recognize that Terminators aren't able to laugh or even really smile, but we figure that's no problemo. Taking over the world is our ultimate goal on August 17 (year TBD), and neutralizing as many John Conners as possible before then, in any age, at any time is our business. (With a few notable exceptions from the past, we like our terminators 18+ please).

A terminator strips for NOBODY! If your clothes tend to vanish in a fight, we're not the Guild for you. The Terminator says, "Come with me if you want to live..."



Until the next battle, hasta la vista, baby!

[Rookeye]

Pushed from the front page? *sob* Don't worry, we bounce back fast.

Our ridiculously high standards and love of good humor continue unabated. We have our own website to train the new and the rusty. If you're tired of lackluster Training Guilds who do no training, come spin with us. If you want to make a dent this raid, polish up your armors and give us a call: rookeye on Line.

When we raise our swords, prepare to unleash hell! (Or heck, anyway...)

WE ARE THE FIRST WATCH! Come loaded for bear and do some damage with us this Raid. (We are IOS...all others need not apply.)

[T25 Magick]

I apologize for submitting just trying to open posting

[Rookeye]

Please go play on the game threads in off-topic, so we don't have to throw you into the brig as a spammer!

[Rookeye]

The First Watch continues it's new incarnation as the more relaxed younger cousin to Kings and Conquerors. Both guilds are looking for a few good men...and women...and cats! If you have what it takes, be sure to bring your requirements proofs to the Line interview and let us grill ya over our applewood fire...erm...I mean...

Anyhoo! If you're looking for a place to Raid in, we might be that place! A sense of Humor is REQUIRED! Personality is an added plus! Buzz me on Line and let's talk...see requirements in "post Numbah 41"!

Ramming speed!!

[Rookeye]

*bump*

Nothing has substantially changed! Give us a shout if you're looking to join our Merry crew!

P.S. For those who missed the requirement last time, we DO ask that you be 18+. It's not negotiable. Thanks!