In a chat-room not too far away . . .
APPLICANT: Useless defence buildings. Untraceable Hackers. Glitched Quests.
SHLUGGY: Got any gems?
APPLICANT: I haven't got any gems. Sorry. I've got Teeny Effeeeti, Mangy Manticores...
SHLUGGY: No, no, no.
APPLICANT: Whoring Witches?
SHLUGGY: I don't want any of that GREE rubbish.
PFJ OFFICER#1: Why don't you play proper games?
APPLICANT: Proper games?
SHLUGGY: Yeah, not those once-proud-US-based-now-money-grabbing-Japanese-based games.
APPLICANT: Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.
SHLUGGY: All right. Nine Whoring Witches, then.
PFJ OFFICER#2: Make it ten.
SHLUGGY: Ten.
PFJ OFFICER#2: Thanks, Shluggy.
APPLICANT: Are you the GREE Developers?
SHLUGGY: **** off!
APPLICANT: What?
SHLUGGY: GREE Developers. We're the People's Front of Judea! GREE Developers. Cuh.
PFJ OFFICER#2: Wankers.
APPLICANT: Can I... join your group?
SHLUGGY: No. Piss off.
APPLICANT: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate GREE as much as anybody.
PEOPLE’S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
SHLUGGY: Schtumm.
PFJ OFFICER#1: Are you sure?
APPLICANT: Oh, dead sure. I hate GREE already.
SHLUGGY: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate GREE.
APPLICANT: I do!
SHLUGGY: Oh, yeah? How much?
APPLICANT: A lot!
SHLUGGY: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than GREE are the ****ing GREE Developers.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters...
PFJ OFFICER#2: And the Popular Front Against GREE.
P.F.J.: Oh, yeah. Splitters.
PFJ OFFICER#3: And the People's Front of Judea.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters...
SHLUGGY: What?
PFJ OFFICER#3: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
SHLUGGY: We're the People's Front of Judea!
PFJ OFFICER#3: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front..
SHLUGGY: People's Front! Cuh.
PFJ OFFICER#2: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Shluggy?
SHLUGGY: He's under his desk hiding from complaint tickets.
P.F.J.: Splitter!
SHLUGGY: What's your name?
APPLICANT: Spurt . . . Spurt Curtain-Wiper.
SHLUGGY: We may have a little spot for you, Spurt.*
Before the next war begins, we are recruiting again to upgrade our force!!
We have a few spaces to fill and are back on the look out for the right players!
We are a fun, honest family of players. Some play with gems, some don't, it's not a requirement! Although we are quite structured and very organised we want to still keep it fun!!!
Historically for us war rankings were usually a constant top 75, but since some of our stronger members were sold into slavery to higher guilds we dropped back into the Top 200 so we are pushin' up again.
Only very active, enthusiastic players with decent stats need request an invite. You will be required to use the chat app LINE, ask for details.
Get your request in early if your not happy with the way your guild performed in the previous wars. Now is the time to change!!
Terms and conditions apply to membership.
Upgrades so far are:-
Casualty Rate: -19%
Health Regen Time: -23%
Upgrade Cost: -23%
Building Upgrade Time: -23%
Guild Member Increase: +28
Plus others yadda, yadda, yadda
For more information and further membership requirements PM our leader Shluggy (here) with the following information:-
- Your level,
- Attack/defence and IPH figures,
- Your in game name, and game/ally ID number
- Your activity level in the game and at war time
- And where you are in the outside world.
Or contact Shluggy in game (844-438-529) or email (shluggyofthepfj@gmail.com). Smoke signals will work if no tall office blocks are in the way.
Or send a request direct to guild with the invite code:- 337598906 (but we suggest not leaving your current guild until we have made contact)
* Thanks to M.P. for unknowingly allowing this rip-off
