CJ54

[The_]

I tried to read the post. I really did. Didn't get much from it.

Suggestions for future posts:

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... how dare you. blame the 'murican educational system

[CJ54]

This is, without a doubt, the sweetest and most eloquent troll letter I have ever gotten from a player*. Thank you for taking the time to write it Torgue, I appreciate the thoughtfulness.

*It's possible that Dipstik matched you with a similar one a long time ago, but still, tied for first in my heart.

[Captain Torgue]

This is, without a doubt, the sweetest and most eloquent troll letter I have ever gotten from a player*. Thank you for taking the time to write it Torgue, I appreciate the thoughtfulness.

You're welcome

[TZora]

Good god, for the luxury of that much free time, Rome could be built in my backyard.

WTF is wrong with some people?

LOL so true max
btw it's fun to see mods playing along than just hammering the thread

[TZora]

and with that said, i have a letter for CJ54 too ...

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umm that's all

[mxz]

*It's possible that Dipstik matched you with a similar one a long time ago, but still, tied for first in my heart.

I think you're confusing Dippy with someone else. Dippy is not a long winded gentleman, but rather a subtle, intelligent, and tactful artist in his craft.

Comparing him does a great disservice to an honorable and respectable troll by tarnishing his image with the likes of a wannabe.

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

might also hold the record for sheer word count in a post. perhaps dropping a couple pictures next time. since they're worth a thousand words a pop...

[sister morphine]

might also hold the record for sheer word count in a post. perhaps dropping a couple pictures next time. since they're worth a thousand words a pop...

I'm pretty sure Big Shotty came close or better in a post in-game

[sister morphine]

Here we go...

Here it is ��THE BOOK OF LIFE��
* * THE STORY OF HOW
* * *IT ALL BEGINS AND*
��WHERE WE GO NOW��

*THE mighty 500 will be chosen!! They will lead the way and write new chapters in the Book of Life. Let anyone who reads this know, that during the times of Hate and Snitchery many will be banned in the Mid Wicked West Mob for baring the mark of (MWWM) and for being pure in their approach of playing the game...
*THE first 500 recorded in the Book of Life are Elite and Supreme Leaders of the (MWWM) and they have the right to Branch off and Move our mob in any direction they see fit. They are the only ones in the Founder's Mafia Family and they are the only ones notice in the Book of Life. None shall pass baring the mark of other nations only the mark of (MWWM).

*ONCE the first 500 have been chosen a new leader shall rise. One that has been elected by the first 500 to carry out the new chapter in the Book of Life*
(THE NEW BREED) this promoted individual who has branched off will then establish another ruthless 500 and record their names into the new chapter. The new leader who's name that has not been given until given by the Founder will have the Book of Life...
(THE NEW BREED) displayed on their page. The book must never be copied by other members or displayed on any of their pages...
*THE only records that are true and to be upheld are posted on the Founder's page and the elected new leader. All those who have remain true to the (MWWM) hold these words as truth and see that the new Hand of our Nation is Pure and Righteous in all ways to the Mid Wicked West Mob.

*1000 strong we stand Crime City will never be the same again. During the times of Hate and Snitchery the Bonds that held us as true will be deceived and corrupted. Only the Honored and truly Loyal to the (MWWM) will remain. They will never participate in idol talk or recognize the ones who so pathetically turned to conniving and selling out others in a game...
*FOR everyone knows A Coward will die a 1000 deaths and a true (MWWM) soldier will die only once!*
*THOSE that have been proven real in the fields, tags will never be dropped or persuaded to be removed. There will be no question to their authenticity or where their commitments lies amongst us!*
*ETCHED out of realness and admired amongst masses eternally Immortal are you... And for those that have strayed confused in turmoil and weak from within. They will never be remembered or mentioned in a higher light. Vacant and useless are they. Non factors to the movement and hardly a voice to be heard. Cast aways to be seen as a remanence of what is no more...
*MANY have came only few have been chosen. The second wave Lead by the Second Hand of (MWWM) will caused such an uproar that other players not affiliated with the (MWWM) are scrambling for new recruits, reporting falsehoods to have more (MWWM) banned or trying to relive and duplicate what can't be done by anyone else all in the name of greed, jealousy and envy...
*WE now enter into the times of Evil and Deceit. How can such a crew with so many generals and branches under one rule get any stronger? The answer to that question will emerge by an even greater power than the first 500 of the Mid Wicked West Mob...
*ONE who has been selected by the entire 1000 true and official members of the (MWWM) A new Hand a new Leader and a new Chapter has begun in the Book of Life (THE ALLIANCE)*

*HAIL to the Two elected Hands of the Mid Wicked West Mob! For they are the most recognized and respected amongst all in the family! Immortal is who are they!!! Only the second promoted individual will carry the third chapter of the Book of Life*
(THE ALLIANCE) on their page.*
*NEVER to be copied or posted by anyone in the family. Except the Founder and he or she who's name and title that has not been given. This new Hand of our mafia familia will reach out to other crews and form an Alliance amongst other families and only recording their highest ranked leaders into the Book of Life (ALLIANCE) Like our family 500 must be chosen no matter if the ones chosen are at War with the other ones chosen...*
*WE choose no sides! Our alliance offers two things things and two things only and that is Respect & Immunity....

*NO member of the Mid Wicked West Mob will rob or attack any in the Book of Life (ALLIANCE) Or you will be removed from the Books of Life permanently.*
*FOR all those who can see, know that these words are bond and ties us all to the same truth. The Mid Wicked West Mob is for life!!

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

thats pure gold right there!!!

[Forever Infamous]

Hahahahaha Brilliant sis!! I remember that dribble

[Captain Torgue]

I think you're confusing Dippy with someone else. Dippy is not a long winded gentleman, but rather a subtle, intelligent, and tactful artist in his craft.

Comparing him does a great disservice to an honorable and respectable troll by tarnishing his image with the likes of a wannabe.

bro do you even lift?

[CCKallDAY]

Here we go...

*ETCHED out of realness and admired amongst masses eternally Immortal are you... And for those that have strayed

Lol look at that

[hexie]

[Max Power]

I think you're confusing Dippy with someone else. Dippy is not a long winded gentleman, but rather a subtle, intelligent, and tactful artist in his craft.

Comparing him does a great disservice to an honorable and respectable troll by tarnishing his image with the likes of a wannabe.

Truth times 1 million

and with that said, i have a letter for CJ54 too ...

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This could be fun! How about arabic?

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أنا لست قصيرة على الكلمات ، لذلك يرجى أن تضع مع طول هذه الرسالة . أولا و قبل كل شيء، كان محاولة pouty CJ54 ل بناء استجابة خلاقة ل رسالتي السابقة يرثى ​​لها تماما. حقا، CJ54 ، التوتير معا حفنة من السكتة الدماغية solecistic و الثرثرة تبدو عشوائية لا يكاد EFFECT . ببساطة في الإثبات بما لا يدع مجالا للشك أن المعرفة هي المفتاح الذي فتح أغلال العبودية. هذا هو السبب في انه من المهم بالنسبة لك أن تعرف أن أرى مدى أهمية المشين ، الصخب لبق CJ54 هي ل أمير المؤمنين ، و أنا أضحك . أنا أضحك لأنه إذا كنت تعتقد أن هذا هو روح الدعابة أو مبالغ فيها ، كنت على خطأ . الأول، عنيد المتهكم هذا أنا، وجدت أن بعض CJ54 اختيار للكلمات في الحروب الصليبية له لم يكن الألغام. على سبيل المثال ، ولقد استبداله " بتلف الدماغ " ل " ultraphotomicrograph " و " حشريين " ل " phoneticogrammatical ". الحقيقة يسىء ، أليس كذلك ، CJ54 ؟ كان لي محادثة مؤخرا مع بعض prevaricators المجرد الذين كانوا يحاولون تكثيف الكراهية السباق. تلك المحادثة أقنعني بأن مدمن CJ54 لشعور السلطة، لفكرة السيطرة على الناس . للأسف ، وقال انه لا يوجد لديه قلق حقيقي من أجل رفاه أو مصير الشعب الذي يرغب في أن تؤدي .

CJ54 المصلين في توظيف التقنيات المتقدمة بعناية من المواقف النفسية لل تأثير الثقافة السائدة نحو أي بيئة أو النشاط وهذا هو الغالب cacodemonic . في التوصل إلى هذا الاستنتاج ، لقد جعلت من الافتراض المعتاد وهذا بالتأكيد يكون وقتا عصيبا في محاولة لسبب مع الناس الذين ما زالوا الهدوء عندما يرون CJ54 ضمان تدمير أي شيء وهذا يبدو وكأنه مجتمع حيوي . وقد أعلن هذا CJ54 انه التدريج الثورة ضد كل من يريد إقامة التغيير. في CJ54 مقززة على ما يرام؛ على مرأى جدا منه يتحول معدتي. جميع المزاح جانبا ، إذا كنت نظرت إلى أعلى " السم - تنفث إلى ل النواة " في القاموس ، وكنت أرى شعار GREE ربما. أنا أسمي هذه الظاهرة " CJ54 حركة التضامن الدولية ". يمكن أن يقال نفس من اللاعقلانية ، pillocks مؤذ . المشكلة هي ، إذا كنت من النوع الذي يجرؤ على التفكير ل نفسك ، ثم قمت بالفعل قرر أن CJ54 يعتقد أنه من الجيد أن قناعاته ربما تضعف الروابط الأسرية . فمن الصعب معرفة كيفية الرد على مثل هذه القيم في غير محله تذكاري ، ولكن دعونا نحاول هذا: أخطط لعرقلة قوة الانقلابيين أبله مثل ذلك. هذا هو خيار لقد جعلت ؛ اختيارك هو متروك لكم. ولكن اسمحوا لي أن أذكركم بأن CJ54 يصر على أن يعرف قيمتها الفردية على أساس العرق أو الإثنية أو الدين ، أو الأصل القومي . آسف، CJ54 ، ولكن ، مع الاعتذار ل غيرشوين ، "ليس بالضرورة كذلك . " أنا آسف إذا كنت قد حصلت قبالة قليلا المسار هنا، ولكن لو كنت النسغ كاملة ، كنت أعتقد أن خط CJ54 الدولانية يمكن قمع الكراهية والفوضى في مجتمعنا. لسوء الحظ بالنسبة له ، وسوف ندرك أن CJ54 لعبة الشطرنج لا خبرة له - واصلت لفترة طويلة جدا - على السخرية فائقة المغرور الشطرنج. حان الوقت ل هزم هذا النشل كريهة و تظهر عليه هذا المنضبط و أدواته . مثل مطرقة أو بلطة ، فهي ليست شريرة بطبيعتها أو المدمرة . الشر هو في القوة التي تعالج ويستخدمها لهم لأغراض تدميرية . أن الشر هو CJ54 ، الذي يريد شيئا أقل من تمجيد fatuitous الفنانين باك أسرع وقت الشعارات nomological اللياقة .

CJ54 هو تماما منقط . نحن جميعا ، إلى حد ما ، لكنه يحدد المنحنى. كما قلت في الماضي ، ' ق المتعاطفين مع الإصرار CJ54 CJ54 ويمكن أن تحقيق اهدافه من خلال السلوك ودية و المعنوية . أقول لهم ، " تثبت ذلك " - لا يعني أنها سوف تكون قادرة على ، بالطبع، ولكن لأنه في كل مرة يحاول CJ54 ، وقال انه يحصل الناجحة على نحو متزايد في محاولاته لفرض بعض أن يعيشوا وفقا للمعايير التقييدية لا ينطبق على غيرها. هذا الاتجاه الخطير يعني الموت ليس فقط للفكر الحر ، ولكن للخيال أيضا. يجب علينا أن يغرس في القارئ روح فضولي و الشكوك حول المعتقدات CJ54 هذا الأختام المدربين أمرا مفروغا منه. كما ذكر أعلاه، Howevere ، وهذا لا يكفي . فمن الضروري أن تفعل أكثر من ذلك. فمن الضروري لجعل الجواب CJ54 لل مخالفات له . أغمض هذه الرسالة على نفس المنوال افتتاحه على : النباتات CJ54 أدلة كاذبة إلى التورط بجريمة على خصومه