Reactions after raids... have a laugh!

[krabbie]

Hey guys,

Do you also get very funny reactions after raiding people? Thought it would be fun to share these stories!

So here is my favorite, from Sir GB:

I asked a few people i no, an I’ve been told that your ******!!! Is this true it would explain your actions ******!!!

P r i c k

You visit me several times a day I think you want more than my building lol

You’re at my base so much you may as we’ll move in lol

I like tone a hospitable host, if ya let me no when your coming I’ll make you a bed up hehehe

[krabbie]

This one by joe is funny as well:

what is wrong with you? you have been sitting now for one week in my camp…do you not know what else to do……? I have no problem with people occasionally raiding, ut I have problem with people like you who believe their objective in life is to become a pain in the ****** …… by sleeping in my camp……

[jeffvan]

I got one from Merrimon:

Thanks for checking my buildings for me. appreciate it lol.

[krabbie]

So polite... Raid him another 100 times!

I got one from Merrimon:

Thanks for checking my buildings for me. appreciate it lol.

[jeffvan]

I know. it was refreshing not to have a troll answer back! that is why I liked it.

[Daviethree]

Best reply I got was : "wtf, you raided me!"

[xlt]

Sometimes, I've posted:

Oh, just saw your IPH, yeah you need to raid...

Or

Nice that you're working on your IPH to match your stats...

[SPWD]

I got one a year ago and it was on my wall for months because it always made me lmfao,GUGUCHE didn't censor it though

G.O.A.T.F.U.X.K.E.R

[Kennetth]

Gree removed it, but the best one ever was:
your a smart **** I bet you take it in the **** don't you?

My reply:
I'm too strong to have to take it, u got it in the rear w/o reach-around.

[teachertrav44]

Best one for me is when they ask you why would raid another American? It's apparently un-american to raid people of the same flag.

Also got one where a guy asked me "Don't you have an income?" I replied with, "Yes my income consists of your buildings, thanks for not collecting"

[One man army]

*Forgot guys name* WTF BRO!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I CAN'T SLEEP YOU STUPID ***** NOW I OT MY WIFE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE CAN'T SLEEP. NOT ONLY THAT MY KIDS ARE UP BECAUSE OF YOUR DUMB ASS. I wait a whole day to raid this guy again. He responds **** OFF BRO WHAT'S YOUR DEAL MAN?!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT KICKE OUT MY ROOM AND NOW SLEEPING ON THE COUCH LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!!!!

[Janoe123]

got raided by a guy called seek & destroy. He failed so i sended him: ''u found me, only the destroy part went wrong'', never heard something back....

[elangomatt]

I haven't gotten any raid reactions for a long time until today shortly after I read this thread.

First reaction was "awesome IPH and you raid me! what an <insert another name for donkey here>"

I replied to him with something like "If it wasn't me it would have been someone else. It's easier just to collect your buildings on time. See ya tomorrow!" though I really had no intention of looking for him again.

Next reply from raidee: "I'm sorry, I don't have as much time to spend on this game as you, I actually have a life! quit jerking off and get out of your moms basement, it's a pretty world tard!"

My last (and final) reply... "LOL, all of this coming from someone getting upset at losing a bit of fake money in a fake war game!"

[NexusImperium]

I'll admit that I've been raided before, and logging in to see a 17M hole in my pocket makes me tend to foam at the mouth a bit. But the thing people don't realize is that if they don't collect their buildings, time's-a-tickin' and they're losing money even if they don't get raided.

Setting a timer on my device for the next collection time has made a world of difference and now only my 18h buildings get raided, for about 1.2M loss, happens almost daily (and sometimes my 12h buildings once per week).

[elangomatt]

My last (and final) reply... "LOL, all of this coming from someone getting upset at losing a bit of fake money in a fake war game!"

Ok, I think this is the end now, but here's this guys latest reply (a direct unedited quote).

"I am done, your an idiot! I can't have a battle of wits with someone that's obviously unarmed!"

I'll admit that I've been raided before, and logging in to see a 17M hole in my pocket makes me tend to foam at the mouth a bit.

Heh, being raided for only 17 million would be a relief sometimes when I miss a big collection time. I know it's my own fault though for missing it so I'm just upset at myself and don't bother whining about it to the raider.