Yes, it is still too soon.
Yes, it is still too soon.
Last edited by CJ54; 05-08-2014 at 08:33 PM.
29) slot machines on the back of all of the chairs.
30) Genen and Speed join the mile high club with each other.
31) they lose your luggage, and the dude at the counter say that they are passing on your feedback to the development team
32) There are 30 members of the ground crew walking in a 10' by 10' space doing absolutely nothing
33) the airplanes are fueled by your children's tears from you not being in their life; instead you're glued to your phone
Originally Posted by Agent Orange
This is too funny. The leveling up is like frequent fliers points. Lol.
35) Flight is free. But you have to pay mid way or jump off the plane with a parachute.
36) Fly to Toronto, land in LA, go to hotel to sleep, wake up in Alaska.
37) Where airline employees sit with their passengers in the first class section. ;-)
Or
38) Where first class passengers are secretly airline employees!
....be in the Hudson.
....it'd be doomed
....down faster than a hooker looking for a fix
Haha only a gree employee would think this was about airlines lol.
The planes wouldn't crash as no one there would be competent enough to start an airplane. They would forget to fuel it any how. They would then blame their customers for not understanding the actual product, then go on to explain how they in no way contribute to the mass confusion by never releasing useful information.
They would charge by the breath for air.
You would buy a ticket for London online, and wait 6 months for the tickets to be delivered - to your neighbors instead. Your neighbour is a disused parking lot with no street address or name;
Arrive at the airport in New York and be told that your fare now only gets you as far as Greenland and you need to upgrade; the guy in front of you gets told he is going as far as Tokyo in the other direction and the guy behind you gets ignored for days before being told he isn’t going anywhere and here’s a refund for 10% of the ticket.
Arrive at the gate only to be told the flight is delayed, you need to pay extra for fuel for it to leave on time, and after 3 days waiting for fuel be told that you’re now at the wrong gate anyway. All of which you should know if you would just read the notice board posted at the Baghdad Internet Cafe in Tehran.
Get on the plane to be told you’re now heading for Buenos Aires and need to pay extra for a seat;
Sit on the tarmac for 7 days then change planes but only if you buy another ticket;
Captain announces that all is clear for take off and you will be on your way to Sydney without further delay;
Sit on the tarmac for 7 days then change planes but only if you buy another ticket;
Finally depart for Beijing after paying extra for using your seat for the past 14 days and the expected further 27 days the flight will take. Your ticket says the flight will take 23 days and the cabin announcement wishes you a pleasant 28 day journey.
Duty Free* Alcohol Sales are open to minors who have to bid on the bottle contents before opening. There's a 1% chance of bourbon, 3% chance of wine, 5% chance of beer and a 137% chance it's empty. Getting nine bottles is fairly simple but bidding on the 10th has been known to bankrupt small countries for no result;
Land in Cairo, but be told only half the plane can disembark and only if they can show their tickets to Jakarta purchased at the Honolulu counter. If the tickets can’t be produced they can be purchased online but only by those using the latest iOs devices. As you have a Kindle you set fire to it and send smoke signals to *Gree HQ who cycle couriers you a ticket to Hamburg from their Reykjavik office, but it can only be used on an Android device.
Sit on the tarmac for 7 days then change planes but only if you buy another ticket;
Take off for Johannesburg, stopping off in Helsinki for cash refills, before flying round and round in circles for months because the landing gear is broken and needs gold tyres to be fitted on the fly every half hour. Finally you land in the dark, the doors don't open and no one announces where you are or answers the many calls for help and questions about what's happening shouted by the passengers - You strongly suspect the cockpit is empty for the weekend;
Get off the plane in Buffalo and decide to hitchhike back to New York rather than reboard the flight to Timbuktu, without, of course, your wallet, your *Duty Free purchases for the past 2 years or your baggage.
(* - Duty Free and Gree are trademarks of Overcharging Bull Pty Ltd, a subsidiary of Overpriced Bull Pty Ltd incorporated in Panama and living in the Caymans).
Last edited by Danger Mouse; 07-03-2014 at 09:09 PM.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
Abraham Lincoln
peanuts would cost $99.99 but when you opened them you would only have a 1% chance of them being peanuts otherwise raisins....Sorry better luck next time
Last edited by Suspect5; 07-03-2014 at 01:01 AM.
Lmao^^^ mouse you know gree too well. I think u have nailed mate. You jus got to add a gambling aspect for the children on the plane and that would b gree airlines all the way
Dang, knew I'd forgot something!
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
Abraham Lincoln
Apple would provide travel insurance but would be bankrupt before the end of the first month.
HAHA yea for sure bc they would be a glitch that would bring down the plane
Retired to free playing
1) Their plane would be named Titanic
2) Customer support would be a pole inserted in your ...
3) They would cancel your flight directly after take off
Whether or not it's true, it's funny as hell.
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