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    If Gree was an airline ......fill in the blank

    1. Pay toilets
    2. Paid Oxygen
    3. Pay to use the top bin and space under your seat
    4. Pay TV unless you watch 2 hours of sponsored videos
    5. Free first class upgrades for those who have spent over 100k on a Gree game
    6. Pay for all luggage $1+/ pound
    7. If you weigh over 100lbs $1/pound
    8. Locked window shades unless you pay
    9. Seat cushions extra
    10. Arm rest extra
    11. Seat belt extra
    12. Pay to use light over your seat
    13. Free internet to play Gree provided you spend at least $100/flight
    14. Flight attendants pass around the hat before flight
    15. Entry fee
    16. Exit fee
    17. No bringing food on, pay inflated prices for Gree "approved" snacks

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    This is awesome!
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    18. Pay a ticket without information of the end destination.
    19. Pay a ticket from London to NY. After inflation the fare only takes you to Reykjavik.
    Last edited by Crippled cow; 05-07-2014 at 06:28 AM.

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    20) It wouldn't get off the ground

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    21) ugly, fat and obnoxious stewardesses on US airlines

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    immediately raise my life insurance benefits.....make sure I told my wife and kids I loved them before every take off

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaverickINsc View Post
    immediately raise my life insurance benefits.....make sure I told my wife and kids I loved them before every take off
    Ha! That's perfect!

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    You'd all have to flap your arms ....

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    I think I would rather take a bus.

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    I would never Fly

    Think of all the Glitches....it would be a miracle if you either ever got off the ground let alone managed to make it to your destination in one piece.
    VFF Legends

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    22) The FAA would ground all flights.

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    23) you would have unlimited energy because you would be playing on airplane mode

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    At least gree plane has nice and good passengers. But they need a marshall in first class. Some of the first class passengers can't get along. The rest of us in economy are fine. Lol

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    All of their staff would have special needs

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    If gree was an airline I would stay away, its bound to crash.

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