Moderators - Warblers need input

[2000y2k]

Just give it time. It just takes another messed up event and everyone will forget about this one.

[Trebor]

Bump bump bump

[Evil Mastermind]

Any word for those Warblers......CJ?

[pb23]

This was answered in a different thread and they actually moved the warblers DOWN to #52.

Makes sense... guess they rushed through their investigation so they could get back to calling their customers "stupid" on the forums.

[Cow]

Simple answer-refund

[Scot]

Still waiting for CJ's insight.....

[Jhenry02]

Where I am from, when gambling, institutions must present you with the factual odds of winning that is verified by the states Department of Weights and Measures and Gaming Commission.

Assuming California has anything similar in legislation... locked, broken, and glitched leaderboards could be in violation of this particular legislation.

[Socks]

Still waiting for CJ's insight.....

Never gonna happen. Can't get an answer on my unanswered ticket from a year ago, either. If I provided this type of customer service at my job, I'd be unemployed.

[Jhenry02]

Story time with Jason.

Imagine you're playing Keno in Vegas with 10,000 people.
You pick your numbers, then the game starts. You start noticing all of the numbers on the little light board match your playing card. You think "well hey, isn't this swell."

You start noticing that other people seem to have that same poo eating grin that you're sporting right now. In fact about 49 other people have matched all the numbers just like you.

You go to the line, but because you were slightly crippled in a bizarre ice cream truck accident; it takes you a little longer to get to the payout window. As a matter of fact, you are the last person in line. But hey, you are a winner. So no worries, I'll get my winnings, just may take a bit. The line is thinning down, they are on #48, then #49! Hey rock on! I'm next!

You get to the window and the Keno pit boss says. A new game has started sir (or madam) you're ticket is no longer valid. You try your best to explain that this ticket is time stamped, and not only that it can be verified by the FBI crime lab for authenticity and lack of alteration! However, the pit boss of Kenoland has an associates degree from the University of San Pedro! He certainly knows how keno works better than you! I mean come on, you're just a person who plays 10 games of Keno a day for the last 2 years. I mean, it's only because of you and your 9,999 cohorts that this casino even has Keno, and therefore jobs to provide for your family and loved ones.

Finally Mr Grand Keno Boss himself admits, maybe, just maybe there was an error. So he asks you to mail a letter with explanation and a copy of your keno card to the guest relations people at Kenoland.

Diligently, fervently, and with much vigor. You explain the situation in a double spaced letter in the best font you can find, a great time honored font, like Times New Roman.

Days pass, you're anxious. You paid for your chance to win this prize! So that anticipatory feeling starts doubling, and quadrupling; pretty soon you're as anxious as a 16 year old girl with a home pregnancy test.

Finally the letter arrives, it simply says in the worst font ever (wing rings) "we cannot help you at this time." It also seems like there is something wrong with the letter. You turn it over and notice an elongated gash of a sticky brown substance. "Why what's this?" You exclaim.

That's when I walk up, give you a sympathetic hug and explain that the letter has in fact been used as toilet paper by none other than the Kenoland Pit Boss.

Good luck Rud, and the War Warblers, I am rooting for you.

-Jason

[RetiredAndHappy]

Nice story jhenry

[G Teemo]

friendly bump. This is ridiculous, Gree!

[nubb]

Well I hope you guys can make it up to war warblers

[Scot]

Hellloooooo CJ......

[Scot]

Pfft CJ was blowing smoke again I guess

[Evil Mastermind]

Ah....still no answer for those warblers. Nice disappearing act though.