[Game] King of the Hill

[pimmen8]

Ok so the rules for this game are simple:

one person starts controlling the hill and the next poster must find a way to kill that person and take the hill for themselves on one line and add some sort of defence on their bottom line, for example:

toosxc4u first post I own the hill
sets us proximity mines around hill

John uses sniper to blow up proximity mines and therefore blowing up toosxc4u
sets up meter high sandbag wall around hill

Bob just jumps the sandbag wall with his jetpack and backstabs Jphn
Bob sets up turrets around the hill

etc...

Rules:
1. No offensive, sexist, sexual or racist moves
2. No Ridiculously powerful moves
3. feel free to have another go at the hill but please wait at least until someone else posted
4. Our Knights are our most important weapons
5. Be nice and have fun most importantly

[pimmen8]

ill start

i own the hill.
i build a wall around the hill
I'M KING OF THE HILL

[SmokeSomePeaches]

Takes a ladder to climb over the wall and punches pimmen8 in the face.
I keep the walls and make a roof.
King of the hill

[pimmen8]

i hire the death Knights to take down the wall and kill SmokeSomePeaches. i keep the death Knights to protect the hill.
I'M KING OF THE HILL

[person123]

I use a diamond sword to kill death knights.
I place a wall with turrets around the hill.
I'm king of the hill...

[pimmen8]

I destroy your turrets with an EMP and I kill you.
I build a castle on top of the hill
I'm the king of the hill

[person123]

I destroy your turrets with an EMP and I kill you.
I build a castle on top of the hill
I'm the king of the hill

You forgot the wall...

[pimmen8]

Ok I'll climb over it with a ladder

[Conget]

Ok I'll climb over it with a ladder

I destroy your turrets with an EMP and I kill you.
I build a castle on top of the hill
I'm the king of the hill

I will call my 1 billion compatriots to surround the castle and you die of hunger
Then i use my 1 billion compatriots as bodyguard after they went to plastic surgery to look and disguise like me

[pimmen8]

I will call my 1 billion compatriots to surround the castle and you die of hunger
Then i use my 1 billion compatriots as bodyguard after they went to plastic surgery to look and disguise like me

i take the dark prince and his army to defeat you and guard the hill while im eating Lobster like a king
im king of the hill

[Conget]

i take the dark prince and his army to defeat you and guard the hill while im eating Lobster like a king
im king of the hill

I put cyanide in your lovely lobster and you die from it
I hire an army of kamikaze people with powerful bomb around their belt, ready to take the enemy with him when someone approach