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We humbly present.... The Highlight Reel
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Our story begins in Brazil... After a few months of not knowing what World Domination was all about... McGurt squeaked out a 30th place finish. This effort was led by Augie's Army, Ace Ebb, Patrick, Batum and Baddy.
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It was clear to see that gold would be the driving force to results in WD events, so the recruiting of gold players began. There was no better recruiter than Raptor. He worked tirelessly to fill the roster with like-minded players. One such player who joined was Sir Elmo. In Greenland he catapulted us into the top 25.
Our goal moving forward was to be consistent top 25 team. This goal was accomplished in Egypt as well. Finishing in the top 25 a few times helped with recruiting and soon we had players who wished to test the waters in the top 10.
China was the introduction of the Eric and Rage. As well as merging with another top team and gaining monsters such as Paul and KillerM2. In this event, the scores for top 10 skyrocketed as we surprised the established top 10 teams and a new term was coined "Darknessed" (missing top 10 by very small margin). When the dust settled, a 6th place finish was ours and a new era began.
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In the Ireland and Colombia campaigns our top 10 finishes continued. Kicking a$$ and taking names along the way. We made a few enemies along the road and our endless fight against h@ckers was about to catch up to us.
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After the Colombia campaign we recruited 5 players from the Real MOFFOs. Each had been with them for a few events. The day after they joined McGurt it was brought to our attention they were using a 99% health regen hack. One of our officers Lord Vader sacrificed his account to get all the screen shots needed. He then sent it all to support and self-reported himself. But the damage was done. It was made very clear to us how easily this game could be manipulated. It was posted here and the poster (yours truly) b@nned.
The manner in which it was handled caused quite a stir in the MW community. It was said that several top players from several top 10 teams received large refunds from iTunes, but this is unconfirmed. Our team morale was at an all-time low. From these happenings Slash and Brun was conceived. After another top 10 was secured, several key members left the game completely.
In the Poland we slow played used gold that was held in reserve. Still managing a top 25 finish.
After assurances from Gree that the 99% health regen h@ck was no longer around, we felt more secure in returning to the top 10 in Australia.
Leading up to the Canada event a merge between McGurt and World Wide Warriors was completed. Another top 10 finish was in the books.
This partnership was short lived as the warriors had a Bond and mostly regrouped under a different banner.
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McGurt hit the streets again and increased its recruitment efforts, continuing to secure top 10 finishes in India, France and Mexico. But the magic seemed to be gone. The events seemed too many too often. After each event there would be a wave of players retiring and only a few looking to move up.
The streak units added something new for the Italy campaign, but not enough to keep the war machine rolling for long.
In the Netherlands another 7th place finish was secured. But the endless tapping had taken its toll.
The Final Chapter
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The senior officers of McGurt have come to the tough conclusion that it is finally time for us to stop chasing rank and units. We will now play for fun, as most games are designed. I will not go into the large variety of issues that have brought us to this point including issues with the game provider. Instead, we will speak with our wallets. Our final mission is to find great homes for our members who yearn for more. We wish you all the best in and out of game.
I would like to thank all the McGurts past and present, there are too many to name them all but standouts include Eric, Biensoi, Rage, Paul, Wiz, Raptor, Commander Don, 00Donkey, Augie, 00Scoots, YD, Ace Ebberstien, Nashzilla, Phil, Elmo, SMW, Steve, Dani, Chartier, Pronkie, Mini Biencounter, BBJ, & PUGS (human encyclopedia).
Thanks to the squads and players we have had the privilege of working with, including iBOB & Blest, The Unsullied & JB, JHenry, SOF/McGurt2 & Josiah.
To GSF, VFF, Dogs & Gunners: It has been a pleasure working with you all as well as battling head to head. I hope you all continue to accomplish your goals.
To S1: Congratulations on your complete dominance of the game. Speed(b)ump, your time dedication to this game is mind blowing.
Thank you to Funzio/Gree for creating this game that brought us all together.
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Curtain softly closes, exit stage left.
Originally Posted by Brizzol
