I REFUSE to believe this malicious hate..... You obviously have surfaced on this post out of jealousy for not only the CC prowess of the MoMs, but also out of hatred and envy for the obvious amount of time that Molly's Voice puts in at the gym.
Perhaps you ought to get out more...... I'd say start with a bench press, but I don't want you to hurt yourself. Maybe try a girl push-up to start with.