Name that NPC!

[mistech]

We Are A Top 25 Team That Got Our Streak Ended Like Goodfellas On 7 Of 10 On elite Last level. Video Evidence that Shows We Double Killed Her In Damage But She Would Not Die. The Boss Then Escaped, Filed tickets And Killed Her 2 More Times In A Row Before End Of Event To Make Sure We Completed Goal.

No Response To Anyone From GREE And No Prize Yet! We Paid For The Vaults, Completed The Goals And A Glitch Caused Us Our Prize. Please Fix This.

Thank You.
SOA

Sorry In Here And Not NeW Thread But Need To Post It A Few More Times First To Start One.

[mxz]

there are enough ppl on this forum including me

You're right up there with Joaquim and QPR alright.

[TZora]

You're right up there with Joaquim and QPR alright.

i'm not sure if i deserve that honor to be compared with the TITANS of the game .. ok fine .. gree, name a boss mxz! happy now?

[mxz]

I have a unit designed and named by me. I don't need or desire more.

[dispohero]

Oderus Urungus

[djesus]

hmmm.... Rob Ford

[The Real Bosses]

ok ------ Real Boss

[jessi]

Evidently gravytrain don't know what npc means! That's not ppl from your syndicate with a name added at end

[GravyTrain]

Evidently gravytrain don't know what npc means! That's not ppl from your syndicate with a name added at end

NPC:

Any of a wide variety of unthinking, robot-like employees who provide the terrible customer service that defines many venues of one's commercial pursuits. NPC activity is varied, but includes:

-Responding to all questions with rote, scripted dialogue, whether it applies to the current situation or not.
-Attempting to continue with a procedure, even though it has become quite clear that a required piece of equipment is obviously not functioning, or absent.
-Generally refusing to recognize that the stimulus of their NPC behavior is a human being, and not another NPC.

Alternatively, an NPC is any automated phone answering system that attempts to do anything but connect you with the party to whom you most need to speak.

1. I've been on hold with customer support for over half an hour because the NPCs can't stop using the pre-scripted questionnaire long enough to know that my problem is not on their list!

2. Customer: Hi, can I get a diet coke and 6 orders of french fries?
NPC: Would you like fries with that?


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