Here I was all prepared to comment about having the same issue on my iPad... and then I read the OP's follow up post. It completely disarmed me. I forgot what I was even going to say. Only now can I type without tears of laughter clouding my vision. Agree with Senator McCarthy about your first point. I know nothing about what he's referring to there, so for the purposes of my post here, I'll set the first point aside. I just have a feeling tomorrow at some random time, like standing in line at the grocery store, I'm going to burst out laughing about some guy with a fairly large coin purse who shot from the hip.