It's (almost) my birthday!

[HenryVIII]

Give dippy his pic
He has earned it more than once
Now I want one too

[Max Power]

I'm a manatee,
Razor sharp propeller blades,
Lacerate my flesh.

[Dipstik]

Oh the manatee
Gentle, drifting sea giants
They taste like chicken

[TMI]

This reminds me of
that south park episode when
Cartman only spoke in haik...

Edit: can anyone post a funny link?

[baxter_]

Surely you should be spending time fixing the game rather then strangers wishing you happy birthday

[TMI]

Surely you should be spending time fixing the game rather then strangers wishing you happy birthday

You mean, spend your time
fixing the game, rather than
these strangers' wishes

[baxter_]

No I meant it the way I wrote it

[TMI]

No I meant it the way I wrote it

Ok Baxter, I'm
sorry. I just though that you
wanted to have fun

[Dipstik]

No I meant it the way I wrote it

Bitter noobs whining
Can't stand others having fun
Haters gonna hate

[Btrash]

Can a mod please move this to off-topic?

[Dipstik]

Perhaps you should look
At who started this thread here.
A mod put it here.

[Btrash]

You must be tired. Your sarcasm meter isn't working very well.

[Max Power]

Mods modding the mods
Never gonna happen here
Go cry somewhere else

[Dipstik]

Lol moderators!
"Manatees taste like chicken"
Gets my post removed?

What about chicken?
You're only offended by
Certain animals?

Sorry, I don't think
Being a carnivore
Violates the rules.

[Max Power]

Lol moderators!
"Manatees taste like chicken"
Gets my post removed?

What about chicken?
You're only offended by
Certain animals?

Sorry, I don't think
Being a carnivore
Violates the rules.

I beleive your submission is still there, oh reactionary one. My submission for the day:

Rug rat starts sqwallin'

Jack Daniels in formula

Let's me watch TV