A modest proposal to anyone who wants me to go away forever, or stay on the forum

[montecore]

In exchange for a syndicate with all (or almost all) bonuses, I will agree to one of the following:

1) Never posting here again.
2) Posting here as long as there is a funzio forum, even if I am no longer playing the game.

Caveats:

1) Syndicate must be clean, as in I don't want one that was hacked/glitched to get all the bonuses.
2) If you choose option one, I will not create a new account or do anything to sneak around the agreement.
3) If you choose option one, you are free to change your mind at anytime in the future. However, I may or may not return.
4) Everyone in the syndicate will be kicked and the syndicate must be able to be renamed.

So for those of you who hate me, now is your opportunity to bribe me and make me go away forever. Don't let this opportunity slip away.

[[FwD] J1M H3N50N]

Pretty soon SAS will be just fighting amongst themselves with all the syndicates they have...lol

[montecore]

Pretty soon SAS will be just fighting amongst themselves with all the syndicates they have...lol

This isn't for SAS.

[Dipstik]

I'm scratching my head trying to figure out why anyone would give up a loaded syndicate to force you to come here against your will... or what you'd post if they did. Would this be like my "Still here" thread?

[sabatoa]

More and more I find myself coming to this forum, reading some crazy and wonder wtf this shiat is...

[montecore]

I'm scratching my head trying to figure out why anyone would give up a loaded syndicate to force you to come here against your will... or what you'd post if they did. Would this be like my "Still here" thread?

I would agree that it's the unlikely option. I imagine there are far more people considering the value of getting rid of me once and for all.

[iteachem]

This isn't for SAS.

I would imagine he wants once to form a hit team for the streaks. Easier to do with just a few players I think. Correct me if I am wrong

[montecore]

I would imagine he wants once to form a hit team for the streaks. Easier to do with just a few players I think. Correct me if I am wrong

That is one of many uses.

[mxz]

What about SAS1? Oh, right...it fails caveat #1, "must be clean".

[montecore]

What about SAS1? Oh, right...it fails caveat #1, "must be clean".

It's also still very much in use. I'm looking for a syndicate from someone who is quitting or a spare from someone who just wants me to leave the forum. Or stay forever.

[Molly's Voice]

I would like you to stay forever and ever. I find your posts both informative and an indispensable asset to the community.

[Gingeasian]

I would imagine he wants once to form a hit team for the streaks. Easier to do with just a few players I think. Correct me if I am wrong

Or an SAS retirement home

[mxz]

What about the RG shell? Not much left from what I've heard. Then again it did feature some nefarious hackers...

Probably tough/impossible to find a legit syn with IP5 not in use.

[Dipstik]

I would like you to stay forever and ever. I find your posts both informative and an indispensable asset to the community.

omgwtflol!

[montecore]

What about the RG shell? Not much left from what I've heard. Then again it did feature some nefarious hackers...

Probably tough/impossible to find a legit syn with IP5 not in use.

I would gladly take RG but I doubt they want to give it to me, even if it meant getting rid of me from the forum. I got offered what sounded like a ready made, brand new syndicate with all bonuses and that's the sort of stuff I'd like to avoid.

If all I can find is IP4 or whatever I'm open to offers.