1) He keeps the forum interesting
2) He's currently the strongest free player known
3) He doesn't live in Jacksonville, Santa does
4) He doesn't like soccer, Santa does
5) He doesn't appear to like Pokemon, Santa does
6) He's never been wrong
7) He isn't afraid to enforce Rule #30, even on his wife
8) He got the event un-extended with his wisdom and thread making prowess
9) He's probably not Santa
One day, will he be the strongest player in CC? Maybe. He's certainly a lock for the Hall Of Fame.
#smug