Lost vault of gold

[Euchred]

This was just too good not to share... a PM I got from someone with 0 posts:

Sounds like they're happy about handing out a few losses, you must be devastated.

[JailGuard]

u dont change always biatch girls dumbies....

u have a life irl or ur handicaped ? just for know, i see retarded girl that why?

report my message, u can't do more. poor girl with out life, man and children for sure.

thw for ur money in game, when i saw u i go for sure.

Translation:
You haven't changed Dippy, you are one of the few.
You have a life Dippy, I on the other hand am handicapped. Just so you know I am mentally retarded.
Please don't report my illiterate message that contained a cuss word. I am just a poor girl without a life, man or children
When I see you in the game, don't run from me. I would prefer you share your popcorn.

[MattThomas08]

Oh no, here we go again.

*sigh*

No I think we should hear him out. We could probably settle this in a nice discussion here, we are all rational people.

[Gingeasian]

If your missing gold just get a Greefund