As A&F unintentionally begins to establish herself as the Mother Theresa of CC, and BigMoney - our Gandhi I believe it's time we understood more about their backgrounds - who they are, from where they evolved, what made them who they are today and where we see them being in the long term (ie. 12 months from now). I'm in the process of writing an unofficial biography (a duography) and could really do with a bit more material.
What I have managed to determine:
1. A&F is definitely a she. An interesting discovery and one which prompts me (amongst others) to ask:
1a. Is BigMoney also a she?
1b. Is BigMoney and A&F one and the same?
2. A&F has a cat. Interestingly so does BigMoney. Therefore:
2a. Did A&F inspire BigMoney to get a cat? Or did BM inspire A&F? Who's cat came first?
2b. Do cats lay eggs?
2c. If, indeed, BM and A&F are one and the same - and both have different pictures of cats as their avatars - does A&F aka BM actually have 2 cats?
3. BM definitely has a CC account - BM regularly beats me up so I know this as fact.
3a. Am sure A&F must have a CC account too. If so:
3b. What is her CC identity?
3c. Which syn is she in?
3d. Are there any particular players in CC that she likes to pick on regularly?
3e. Does she get any free or discounted perks (like a special modifier/pacifier, all the gold in China) from working at Gree and knowing the head programmer? Is the programmer called Alex?
3f. Are all Gree employees at it?
3g. Is Alex constantly surrounded by fake friends who just want to up their stats?
3h. Or is Alex really A&F and BM? Mobile Device Count: 3... or is he actually the company cat?
3i. Are all Alex's actually manufactured by Gree and placed there to monitor us?
4. A&F gets paid well. She went on holiday to France. Now unless she already lives in France, that means she's making a mint! Which begs the questions:
4a. Does she pay for her holiday with cash or gold?
4b. Who looked after her cat while she was drinking wine on small Paris streets?
4c. Did she drink the red or the blanc stuff?
4d. Did she drink it out of a brown paper bag?
4e. Does drinking wine and owning a cat really serve as a reliable indication that she is single?
5. BM is probably retired. BM dedicates all available time to keeping us all happy and informed. We love BM whilst being somewhat scared of A&F (she likes to ban people). Which leads to:
5a. Is BM "Assault"s alter ego "Flattery"?
5b. Is BM really retired? Or does BM actually work undercover at Gree?
5c. Did BM also go to Paris? Or did BM have to stay at home to look after the cats?
5d. This considered, if BM is indeed A&F - did A&F really go to Paris?
It just doesn't stack up!
6. BM got banned at least once. Probably by A&F. So my final question must be:
6a. Was A&F just angry at herself?