Welcome to the 34th most interesting recruitment thread you have read today.
We 'The Dead Parrots' invite you to join us on our perch of war as we plan our escape to the Fjjords.
we are a top 400 syndicate, blah blah blah blah blah.
Lets cut it down short and quick -
Your looking for a new team, your unhappy with your old team.
You want success and fun in a game that is getting tired.
Were looking for new players, we were unhappy with our old players.
We want players who bring the fun and effort.
See we are what your looking for and you could be what we want.
Oh and did i mention our daycare centre - 'The Flying Circus' - we help train junior parrots to be full on circus performers. To apply for flying circus send request directly to 753672138.
What you really want the dull selling points?
Really????
We are:
Adult professionals who know the game and play it hard, were a team first, well-organized – we have a battle plan and designated battle leaders, track stats and use Palringo for chatter - it is not a requirement but we like to mess around on there.
Well-financed – 76 bonuses purchased:
25% fight respect payout
20% job payout
25 % car defense
10% car attack
25% building output
15% melee attack
25% melee defense
5% gun attack
25% gun defense
20% armor attack
25% armor defense
10% explosive attack
20% explosive defense
25% building defense
15% hideout health
10% hideout defense
5% influence increase
+30 syndicate members
We like:
Constructive, team-oriented players (we all pitch in and do whatever needs to be done – DL, wall, scouting)
Worldwide players (we fight around the clock so any time zone is great; a Europe/Asia time zone puts you at the top of the list)
Gold spenders (not a requirement, but let's be honest – who DOESN'T like gold spenders?)
Looking forward to fighting with you!
Owe
buuuuump
