Can anyone translate this gibberish for me?

[Dipstik]

Woke up this morning with this pm waiting for me. I can decipher enough of his chicken scratchings to guess that its a threat of some sort.

ferme ta gueule GROSSE PUTE !

grosse pute d'américaine, grosse comme une merde a bouffer des hamburgers par le trou du cu !

si un jour je te croise irl je te nique ta mère sale pute de race mort !

GROSSE PUTE ! on va t'exterminer toi et ta sale famille de PUTAINS !

[TZora]

http://translate.google.com/

at least he's calling you BIG lol. take it as a compliment, you'll be alright

[I am a cow]

shut the f**k BIG B!TCH!

American big whore big a$$ **** eat hamburgers!

BIG B!TCH! we will destroy you and thy dirty family WHORES!

Try google translate but roughly this is what it means go back and knock him around his hood this is a crime game your ment to rob and attack not complain when you get attacked

[I am a cow]

http://translate.google.com/

at least he's calling you BIG lol. take it as a compliment, you'll be alright

I like your thinking.... Big B!tch nice thing to say

[Dipstik]

Oh so just the usual stuff then.

Thanks!

[scott(ST6)]

Your family doesn't shower?

[Rastas]

Tell him the hamburger was delicious!

[TZora]

Oh so just the usual stuff then.

Thanks!

that made me LOL

[Ciara]

Lol. This was mine:

GROSSE PUTE ! ta famille de PUTE !

FERME TA GUEULE GROSSE PUTE DE ROSSBEEF DE MERDE !

tu va crever en PUTE comme tout ces ANGLAIS DE FILS DE PUTE !

ta famille c'est tous DES PUTS COMME TOI !

race de mort d'anglais !

crève salope !

Nice of J0ker / IOI to tailor them for each of us. Though I think it's a bit presumptuous of him to use the more intimate tu form, rather than the vous. Tsk.

Even in French, he can't get the "ros bif" insult correct. [sigh]

[Ciara]

I imagine everyone who commented yesterday will have one. He's just the gift that keeps on giving

[Smoothie]

I'm assuming this is the delightful French fellow we came across yesterday. I can't seem to find him or any of his posts anymore. Shame, I was going to ask him for a personalised message too, he seems to have forgotten about me.

[Ciara]

Indeed, so. Aw, I'm sorry you feel left out of his Anglo-Gallic "hands across the sea" mission. He's a charming chap. Sending his regards to my family and all that. Heart-warming stuff.

[Sharky Finn]

Woke up this morning with this pm waiting for me. I can decipher enough of his chicken scratchings to guess that its a threat of some sort.

Roughly translated, it means "Hey good looking. You have nice eyes."

[TZora]

Roughly translated, it means "Hey good looking. You have nice eyes."

lol true that

[Antheus]

Oh so just the usual stuff then.

Thanks!

.....lazy..........💬