Those awkward times when you check your hood in public......

[GucciMane]

The time that takes the cake for me was riding back in a town car with 2 girls with some petting and talk of threesome while I pull out my phone and hold it up behind one of the girl's head and rage at my lofts and movie theaters getting robbed.




got any stories?

[Ben Weston]

on my honeymoon, finding a café in Italy with free wifi and collecting all my robbed buildings.......

[Dipstik]

I was once in the process of defending a native village in subsaharan africa from a hoard of ferocious man-eating termites. It wasn't pretty. You ever tried to stop an invasion of flesh-hungry termites with a shovel and whatever water you can pull from a well? Anyway, I was trying to get item #10 in the emerald burner event, so I rigged up an antenna with barbed wire and some tinfoil I found in a local landfill and used the earth's ambient electromagnetic field to interface with the NSA satellite system and connect to the internet. Long story short, I got stuck on 9.

Oh yeah... Cool story, OP.

[GucciMane]

on my honeymoon, finding a café in Italy with free wifi and collecting all my robbed buildings.......

That's priceless!!! Did you check your hood between honeymoon festivities with the new wife too?







for me it doesnt matter wat im doing once that timer goes off to open up the crate im doing it hahahah

[Ablah]

Are you still married? :-)

[United Nation of Foxes]

I was once in the process of defending a native village in subsaharan africa from a hoard of ferocious man-eating termites. It wasn't pretty. You ever tried to stop an invasion of flesh-hungry termites with a shovel and whatever water you can pull from a well? Anyway, I was trying to get item #10 in the emerald burner event, so I rigged up an antenna with barbed wire and some tinfoil I found in a local landfill and used the earth's ambient electromagnetic field to interface with the NSA satellite system and connect to the internet. Long story short, I got stuck on 9.

Oh yeah... Cool story, OP.

Lmao......

[GucciMane]

How many of you would check your Hood while at a personal lunch with the president (or comparable leader) of your country??

[(CCK) Cam]

At a fancy restaurant

[njemt242]

How many of you would check your Hood while at a personal lunch with the president (or comparable leader) of your country??

I would. But then again I would never agree to lunch with Obama. Put a real president in then I would have lunch with him.

[Lawyer]

Propped my iPad against my sleeping girlfriend's face while in bed.. Woke her up because I was striking the pad too much during a battle....

Not good. War is hell . So is a girlfriend who is pissed.

[Back hand emus]

at a funeral...anybody...only me? bummer

[Ben Weston]

That's priceless!!! Did you check your hood between honeymoon festivities with the new wife too?







for me it doesnt matter wat im doing once that timer goes off to open up the crate im doing it hahahah

We we're on a cruise so no data whilst enjoying each others company....

and yes we are still married, we celebrated our first wedding anniversary 2 days ago.

[Tommy Two Toes]

Hoping Bak from CCC chimes in....he's a surgeon.

Clamp....
Sutures....
iPhone....
<tap,tap,tap>
forceps....

[jeffrey25]

I was once in the process of defending a native village in subsaharan africa from a hoard of ferocious man-eating termites. It wasn't pretty. You ever tried to stop an invasion of flesh-hungry termites with a shovel and whatever water you can pull from a well? Anyway, I was trying to get item #10 in the emerald burner event, so I rigged up an antenna with barbed wire and some tinfoil I found in a local landfill and used the earth's ambient electromagnetic field to interface with the NSA satellite system and connect to the internet. Long story short, I got stuck on 9.

Oh yeah... Cool story, OP.

lol.......

[N41LZ]

Waiting for the guys at the bank to process forms i've filled out and then filling in more forms, repeat....
To give u an indicator of how long, i was able to successfully open 2 smugglers cases