What's the difference between a blonde and a misquito?
A: A misquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a misquito?
A: A misquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Knock knock
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching!
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam
Your my boy blue!
bump bump bump
👍👏.........
your mama is soo fat, when she sat on a ipod it turned into ipad! hahahaha lol
your mama is soo stupid she tried to drown a fish
your mama is soo stupid that when she throw a rock at the ground, SHE MISSED!
your mama is soo fat, the earth was falling..falling...falling
your mama is soo poor, she ran to a garbage truck with a shopping list
your mama is soo poor, she stole a free bread
your mama is soo fat, the lift can only go down
your mama is soo ugly, when she looked at the mirror her face didn't show up
your mama is soo fat when we took a picture of her on Christmas, the picture is still printing.
Two guys went into a pub. one guy said "please can I have a cup of H2O!" the second guy said "please can I have a cup of H2O too" what happened next?
A: the second guy died because the bartender thought he said "can I have H2O2" which is a poison.
Two guys went into a bar. What happened next?
A: "BANG" they actually hit a metal BAR!
Ok last one.
There was a magic slide and whatever you say during the ride will actually happen at the end of the slide. so three guys went on the ride. the first guy said "GOLD!" and he landed on a pile of gold at the end of the slide. The second guy said "SILVER!" and her landed on a pile of silver. However the third guy said said "WEEEEEE!" in an amusement and at the end of the ride he landed on wee (piss).
that's is it for today. hope you enjoyed!
Last edited by Spazer; 02-27-2014 at 08:53 PM.
Modern War
Level: 193
Faction: Master Chief (Former: 101 Airborne Division, STS, RRH, VFF A, KYS, HKKE (And I am proud of it))
Attack: 8bn (UDATED)
Defence: 8bn (UPDATED)
WDP I can achieve: 200K-350K
Former heavy gold player
lol Some of jokes are nice
What came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken egg
Ok, here are some new jokes
Yo mama is soo poor that when I robed her house I decided to go through the front door but then I came out the back door
Yo mama is soo poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I said "what are you doing?" and she said "I am moving"
Yo mama is soo dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama is soo dumb she bought a ticket to Xbox Live
Yo mama is soo dumb she looked at the mirror and said "where are you looking at ******!"
Yo mama is soo dumb that when the judge said "Order!", your mom said "Can I have fish and chips please"
Yo mama is soo dumb she tried to arrest a police
Yo mama is soo dumb she tried to arrange M&Ms alphabetically
Yo mama is soo dumb when she put M&Ms into her ears, she thought she was listening to Eminem
Yo mama is soo fat, when she went to cinema she sat next to everyone
Yo mama is soo old when she went to school there was no history class
Yo mama is soo old when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo mama is soo old that Moses is in her class photo
Yo mama is soo old that her social security number is 1!
Yo mama is soo poor she couldn't pay attention!
Modern War
Level: 193
Faction: Master Chief (Former: 101 Airborne Division, STS, RRH, VFF A, KYS, HKKE (And I am proud of it))
Attack: 8bn (UDATED)
Defence: 8bn (UPDATED)
WDP I can achieve: 200K-350K
Former heavy gold player
lol that's good oneOriginally Posted by Spazer
Q: when do you fully appreciate that there is a non violent solution to all problems?
A: when a mosquito lands on your testicles..
Last edited by Thumpr; 04-08-2014 at 08:24 PM. Reason: Spell check
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