I like jokes too
I like jokes too
What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalapeno buisness.
whats wet and smells fishy?
A fish
Whats red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint
what do you call a fish without an eye
a fsh
That's a good one !!
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was
involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
HAHA that was a good one
read 4 rows of jokes and none were that great.... a bit dissapointing
where does a citizen sit when a citizen can sit down lol its weird
Hahaha! nice oneOriginally Posted by JimmyThePick
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Q. What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice!
Q. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q. What do you call a girl with testicles?
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Siamese Twins walk into a bar in Toronto and one of them says to the
bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two
draft Molson Canadian beers, please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent
a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... the history, the
beer, the culture ..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's
beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so
arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
John replied, "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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If a guy with no arms has guns strapped to him, is he armed?
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Started game during Greenland campaign
lv132 atk 16'513'225 def 27'191'202
That depends do we count his d i c k?If a guy with no arms has guns strapped to him, is he armed?
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