Since Sirius closed the original thread...I decided to make a new one. Lets see how long this one lasts lol
Ill start off
Q. Whats Brown and sticky??
give up..... A stick haaahaaa
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Since Sirius closed the original thread...I decided to make a new one. Lets see how long this one lasts lol
Ill start off
Q. Whats Brown and sticky??
give up..... A stick haaahaaa
whats a fish without an eye?
A fsh
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
how do you get a dumb blonde to laugh on a monday morning?
Tell her a Friday night joke
Why did the blonde smile when lightning flashed?
Because she thought she was getting her picture taken.
If it looks like a bird, it's simply Starling.
lmao nice oneOriginally Posted by Starling
if God can do anything, can he microwave a burrito so hot that he cannot eat it?? hmmm ponder that Biaches lol
How many lightning bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2. But how did they get in the light bulb?
Lol
Took a second but I laughed pretty hard lol. Never heard that one before .
Thanks man. I laughed at this thread and its predecessor too. Good stuff, good idea, kudos!
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
yo mama so fat she needed cheat codes for wii fit
yo mama so stupid she arranged an appointment with dr pepper
My ally codes-341780448 *Modern War*
Started game during Greenland campaign
lv132 atk 16'513'225 def 27'191'202
That's funny and insulting at the same time.
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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
Please add me: 414 919 675
That's hilarious, but is it appropriate.
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Why is Justin Bieber so pale?
Because there's no sunshine in the closet
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