Top 50 Best Quotes of the Guild Wars Event

[The Big Weezy]

Ok, after a little more decompression and a lot of awkward laughter, I'm ready to post the light-hearted thread about the last seven days. Right now I'm farming a player named "Oink" with my new Doomwind Dragon directly following one of the wildest cyber hog ride marathons I've ever been a part of. Kinda apropos of the wet snow, y'know?

So anyway, we've got a thread going on our guild forum with the juiciest snippets of conversation gathered over the course of several days, and I thought I'd share some of my absolute favourites with you all. Special thanks to AK-Manin for catalyzing this thread!

In no particular order:

"I'm gonna pound I'madyke a few more times."


"Wait, are we talking about scalping rainfro pubes?" (unrelated to first quote)


"I think Atomius has learned a valuable lesson from these 5k losses in one battle round."


Please post some of your own!

[Tarsus]

I believe you fearless leader but please explain

[[MoC] Ian McGrath]

Warz: "zzzzz"

[The Big Weezy]

i believe you fearless leader but please explain

lmao . . .

[Meli]

I am in a rather small guild, but the thing that made me laugh when logging in the other day was this note...

"What the??? Stop declaring %$^*ing war Naomi when no one else from the guild is online!!!"

That person declared war six times, cost us four losses, and the other two were only averted when two of us just happened to log in and fight in the final few minutes. Is it strange that I no longer see Naomi in our members list?

[marko101]

Ok I'm scrolling are chat and here are some

"Went to bed at 3 pretty much everyday since event started"
Chat after we see who last match up was with!
"Epic rematch"
"Murder."
"Lol too funny"
"Oh god"
"Fuueeeewww , i was beginnig to get hot.."
"It like gree set us up lol"
"Oh not them"

[Ak-Manin]

My favorite:
welll I can't post all of it here cuz GREE staff might not appreciate the reference to barbie dolls, s e x y avatars and inflatable rubber women...but the rest of the post was:
Meanwhile we lose to rivals 24-40K below our defense. And our conquest points are more random than a Fortune 500 company employee drug test.

[Ak-Manin]

One of our members saw this gem on a wall whilst raiding, and shared it in guild:
Our citizens plead for the bloodshed from DW to stop! Lord....had his tongue cut from his mouth by the ever so dastardly (name changed to protect the apparently not so innocent DW member) MMMMM of DW. Our priests did not have the proper antidote to cure him so he remains mute. I believe these horrific events leave him humbled; yet ever so more angry the same.

Still not sure what it all means....but am still laughing.

[Mr.Grumpy]

"oh sh**t, it's FUN"

[bgood]

Yeah a certain team member who shall remain nameless was inebriated and had an itcy trigger finger even though a certain team was trying to avoid FUN and told everyone to not declare. Oh and it was one of the last 6 battles of the game....we still love that person...not so much in the moment but it is funny as all hell now

[Klassenr@hotmail.com]

'Can someone else take the GG position for a while? Me arse is sore'

[Valsuvious]

We (dw) were fighting dragon lords. My best man at my future wedding was on the other side and you know I had to sneak in one attack on him even though a better target was available.




I send him the picture w a "WTF"

A minute later I get this:









/sigh

[Angel 2]

Oh crap, its FK again, after I just called them out on the forum...

[Zenobia]

Evening of the first night of the battle, on skype, the voice of a member's significant other appears:

"You're STILL playing that game? How long is it going to last?"

[MistaMasta]

To be, or not to be with kingdom slayers

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