Relax, unwind, mellow out...

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Pop, pop, pop, dozens of units being lost every minute.

Just stop raiding, relax, and free your mind.

You don't have to do everything this game allows.

Heck, you aren't required to do anything.

So, just stop.

Why worry over imaginary nothingness?

So a few of those are destroyed, some of them are lost, it doesn't matter.

You must be handsome or beautiful, you're smarter than Einstein, you're oh so hot, and you've got money to burn from that great job you have or the company your own.

All in all, it doesn't suck to be you.

This game means nothing to a player such as yourself.

Repeat the following:

I'm good enough.
People like me, they really do.
I'm a born leader.
I'm gonna let go and get my groove back.
I play Modern War, that says all anyone needs to know.

[Beamer]

Its true they all love you every one of them. You're unique and gifted in your own ways.

[CAPT.GIN]

Once upon a time

There was a guy

[CAPT.GIN]

Who commited a crime

While he was drunk on wine

[CAPT.GIN]

He shot a guy named pj

And everything was fine

[CAPT.GIN]

The end


Thank you thank you thank you

[Ericinico]

He shot a guy named pjAnd everything was fine

Not necessary. I think PJ needs to shoot you 12 times.

[jjm521]

Id heard there was a celebrity playing this game. Who woulda guessed it was Stuart Smalley

[I like pie]

Should take your own advice and give forums a break from writing useless info every 10minutes pirate

[Speed ump]

Dont read it then. Feed a man, he is not hungry today. Teach him to fish, he is not hungry forever. Someone is trying to teach you to fish. Pay attention.

[Thenoob]

I like pirate justices threads they make me smile and forget about the little things in life. Like this game.

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

I didn't write this about myself. I didn't write it to be sarcastic. I wrote it for you, perhaps. It is time for all of us, myself included, to wise up. You aren't really at war. You don't have an army. We are simply playing with plastic toy soldiers 21st century style. That said, toy soldiers were cheap, but soon became boring. This game is boring, but it isn't cheap. If you slow down, stop being angry, you can break the addictive chains that bind you. If you can't control yourself and stop playing this game, you're addicted. If you spend $10 on this game, knowing what you know, you're addicted. Please, stop and smell the roses. I will also heed my own advice.

Pop, pop, pop, dozens of units being lost every minute.Just stop raiding, relax, and free your mind.You don't have to do everything this game allows.Heck, you aren't required to do anything.So, just stop.Why worry over imaginary nothingness?So a few of those are destroyed, some of them are lost, it doesn't matter.You must be handsome or beautiful, you're smarter than Einstein, you're oh so hot, and you've got money to burn from that great job you have or the company your own.All in all, it doesn't suck to be you.This game means nothing to a player such as yourself.Repeat the following:I'm good enough.People like me, they really do.I'm a born leader.I'm gonna let go and get my groove back.I play Modern War, that says all anyone needs to know.

[Commander Ghost]

Why worry over imaginary nothingness?

If thats the case why does PUN sit Ireland out?

....exactly

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

If thats the case why does PUN sit Ireland out?

....exactly

I hear PUN has a very, very, very loyal member that has a love for Ireland.

He has expressed a desire to compete for his beloved country.

I suppose they will accommodate him.

After that, who knows?

But, you wouldn't be winning Ireland or Easter island, no matter what PUN did.

With your weak imaginary army, why don't you just quit?

Sorry people, but that rude dude asked for it.

[Commander Ghost]

Wasnt trying to be rude just thinking if we werent all worried about our imaginary armies would we be wasting our time on a forum talking about it daily?

I do respect PUN for their dominance but face it we are all worried about our games, even the guys from PUN