We may be PUN, but we come in peace!

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

We are from peaceful, beautiful, Pirate Cove.

We drink rum and coke, mai tais, and pina coladas all day long.

Once a month we participate in World Domination.

We are non-violent by nature, but we know how to "fake" attack and raid.

So, my friends, if you find yourselves facing us in Greenland; you can always surrender.

Yes, surrender!!!!!

We have no problem in accepting your surrender, and allowing you to save your gold for weaker factions.

No need to waste your precious ammo in a losing cause, comrades.

That said, if you find yourselves getting pounded into submission, yell "JUJU" and send over the white flag.

Yes, "JUJU", good word, safe word, word works powerful magic; and can save your hamburger buns.

Its up to you, friends, but if you're smart; save that gold to fight "penguins", "stupor girls", "REGS", "looney guys with BLUE painted faces", "waffles", "cowgirls and indians", and "Veteran Finger Fighters", "campy tramps", and all other manner of critters.

We are PUN, and we come in peace.

We aren't your enemy.

We won't CRUSH you if you keep your fingers off those buttons, save that gold, and post the following on our walls: WE HUMBLY SUBMIT TO YOUR AWESOME MIGHT AND POWER. WE SURRENDER, AND BEG MERCY. WE HAIL THE MIGHTY PUN!"

[Hassleham]

Lol good one.

[1earEddie]

Argh, argh,argh and argh

[mxz]

"campy tramps"

I'm honored that a group that remained neutral and peaceful throughout Brazil was mentioned.

We were like Switzerland. Only with a trashier name.

[Defender11]

Wanna bet that the cost of your "peace" is going to be substantially greater than the amount you "peaceably" spent last time?

[Sam @]

PUN is growing stronger as we speak! 

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Wanna bet that the cost of your "peace" is going to be substantially greater than the amount you "peaceably" spent last time?

Cost of our peace?

We care not about costs.

Wanna bet that the COST of your losses, will be more significant?

Or, wanna bet that we'll triple (at least), our lead?

Naw, we have no need to boast.

We are simple pirates, and we come in peace.

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

PUN is growing stronger as we speak! 

There will be surprises, won't there, my friend?

[Urbz]

I don't post to much...and I'm no way near your stats guys....and probably I'm gonna get flamed for this...but u my friend ....U HAVE A PROBLEM....I'm not getting worked up usually ...but this got me.....

[andypandy2]

PJ, are you the Psy Ops Officer (POO) for PUN? Wouldn't that make you the POO PUN?

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

I don't post to much...and I'm no way near your stats guys....and probably I'm gonna get flamed for this...but u my friend ....U HAVE A PROBLEM....I'm not getting worked up usually ...but this got me.....

I have a problem?

LOL

[Dry]

Again with the bull **** ,, ffs.

[CAPT.GIN]

Ahhh pun.... There are so nice like a honey bun. But watch out, if you upset them you better run, yes yes they will chew you up like bubble gum... They will attack attack attack raid raid raid and then you will poor like a bum... Oh pun oh pun how you make me wanna slap a nun...

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

PJ, are you the Psy Ops Officer (POO) for PUN? Wouldn't that make you the POO PUN?

Psy Ops Officer, I ain't never heard of them fancy terms.

I'm just a simple man.

[Dry]

Pj is on ignore ,, I wish I didn't had to see his stupid treads