Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.

Kidding aside...

We are 30 good looking(with a few baldies), young(apart from old ones), worldly(think we have a guy from texas… don't mind him) individuals who like to sprinkle gold. Our hobbies include frequent bathroom breaks, mindless tapping and monkey training as well as being screamed at by the other half. "You" are 30 like minded individuals that like to climax 50 times in your quest for top25 world domination.

pm me for good times and mindless tapping for top25!