Tap water isn't sterile, but there are many easy things you can do to water to sterilise it, including heating, chlorination and the like.
3.) Because we are a big fan of facial transplant surgery, and like to accost random strangers face/off style.
4.) You are Ragmondio, patron saint of "You, you know, you, I really love you man, I really do."
5.) I am not Santa, I could make some sort of euphamistic reference to myself, transitting, yourself and chimneys. But I will err on the side of not-ban-hammer.
Do I hate CK? I need to be careful, as not everyone has a sense of humour. I will, however, say, that if in-game gangs were superhero's, CK would be Aquaman.