Bait and switch, obfuscate and confuse, avoid and deny.
Are you still buying that "hope & change" schtick?
Please remember what we requested, when you consider what's being offered.
Don't accept a bone, when you asked for T-Bone Steak.
Now isn't the time to break ranks, is it?
It's your money, why not keep it?
Why continue to spend it to obtain broken, useless trinkets, with invisible, magical powers?
What if you tendered invisible money?
By the way, there are no leprechauns, and you don't get sex in the "boom-boom" room!!!
What we're seeking isn't negotiable.
And, do you want (or need) more useless trinkets?
I know what we requested, and it's not a gnawed T-Bone, without the meat.
Magic tricks look cool, but they're still just tricks.
Don't break ranks, and let's not deal with the hired help.
Where's the boss, not some cartoon character you defeat in the game, but the boss?